My girlfriend has green discharge coming out of her

What happened? Did the girl friend kill him yet or is he on the run?

I think we’re wondering more on the credibility of the post as opposed to the safety of the poster :)

Yeah sounds like your about to get your dishonourable discharge as soon as she goes to the doc cause i think she has ghonorea but make sure you find out how long it takes for the symptons to become apparent so that she doesnt try to blame you if it was in fact her who did the “dirty sinful business”.

And, if you didn’t get the clap before she did, you’ve got it now.

Speaking of the clap, back in the day, I was going to bed with this chickarina but got too drunk to do anything. My buddy crawled into the sack on the other side of her and did her while I watched feigning sleep. He got the clap.

Pretty damn funny.

I would say on the statistics side, the odds of getting the clap from unprotected sex with your average girl is maybe 3%. But the odds of getting the clap from a girl that was gonna fuck your buddy, but then he passes out, and she doesn’t protest when you opportunistically slide on into bed on the other side of her, well, probably 93%.

So, I would say that is karma, but really it is just simple math. :p

Does it burn when you pee? :-k