Odd problem

Sorry, I have absolutely no idea why I found that funny. I think I’m going a little

:-s

And yet, you never answered ;) lol.

It may seem silly, but I read it somewhere and can’t find the page again.

Well, it’s true. Almost every thread you start is a complaint, a physical ailment, a plea for help, assistance or solace. I really can’t keep up with all your maladies. What injury do you have that makes your penis “too hard?”

I don’t know what the injury is exactly, which is why I keep “complaining” about it. Look, I am quite happy to not have your opinions if you are gonna make me feel like an idiot. I know I have a lot of problems, probably a lot more than you - which is why I complain more than you do. I come here for help - not to be told I complain too much. Don’t offer me help if you are gonna be so shitty about it - I can get help from the others, who I am glad to help back.

Cider:

The white of an egg is 87% water and 10% protein. The protein in egg whites coagulates at 150 degrees F. That portion, even at 150 degrees F, is still protein.

What does this have to do with your thread title? You have an odd problem with eggs, or what?

Cider said to westLA: “Look, I am quite happy to not have your opinions if you are gonna make me feel like an idiot.”

He didn’t. You complained about a situation that most men would love to have - getting too hard too quickly when jelking.

My advice? Go boil some more eggs, calm down, be less rude and try to be nice to folks who respond to you hoping to help, instead of smacking them upside their face.

I think Ciderman knows more than he pretends. I think we should indulge him a little for the different perspective he brings on things. We can’t all be gung-ho optimists. Ciderman puts himself down but at the same time he does at least try to be entertaining!

I hear you mbuc.

I just don’t see much of this thread entertaining on his part. I’m going to assume he has had a bad egg day. We all have those.

No, I spoke about the eggs in this post because people always bust my balls about starting loads of threads, actually. And like I said before, it is not a good thing with my erection, I am proud of being so hard - but whats the point if it feel too uncomfortable to have sex with it? You have made me feel too petty to explain my injury again.

I just get sick with trying to be a nice guy and spoken to like I am an idiot - even if I am an idiot, why should you all point it out? I would prefer for you just to ignore me or something. We are all here to find answers to improve ourselves and we all have a different personallity. I do not set out with intentions to “entertain” or to get people making fun out of me. I have had that all my life, people laughing at me and bullying me, I don’t want it here too.

You all made me feel so welcome and answered my questions nicely, I did NOT see this coming. I don’t know what I blame for me being so weak and annoying to you all. But we are all here for help and a nice community, lets not spoil that for me now huh?

Hey CiderMan.

I think you will find that most dicks are not round in shape, mine is more of an oval shape than round, don’t worry about it mate. Not a clue about the egg whites though bro, sorry.

Take care

murph

Oval here too :)

Let’s try again, Cider.

Give us a link to where you say sex is bad with an erection and we’ll address that particular issue. You open to that? If we missed it in this thread, I apologize for all of us.

Ciderman, if you knew how good you make me feel, you would be laughing all the way to the bank. Don’t get me wrong, I do love your threads and I do sympathise, and I would help you more if I could, but I’m usually flabbergasted.

Keep on asking and I’ll certainly chip in when I can, that’s what we’re here for.

Cider I will ask the one question that hasn’t been addressed here. You state that when you achieve an erection that it is painful along the shaft, is that correct?

Now, have you spoken to a urologist about this (fancy word for a doctor specializing in men’s health issues)?

On a different note, if you soft boil an egg (3 minutes) the white and yolk are still quite runny and yet cooked enough to be safe.