Please help me, I want to be hairy

For a NW European Viking boy I am not harry at all. This is good as I don’t want to be harry. Now that I am harry(er) with old age I am very glad that I started out non-harry. I wouldn’t want to be babies but smooth but I wouldn’t want to be a harry bear either.

Heh, this is very funny: I am skunk as a drunk and not thinking in English! No impairment in typing or spelling at all but I am having to process and translate from, (nope, not gonna say), to English.

Anyhoo, have you considered working out? On the one hand there would be more of you body wise with the same amount of hair but on the other hand you would be all buff and bodybuilders often shave their bodies anyway. How about becoming a savateur? Good exorcise, most of them have slim but athletic builds, and anyone gives you crap and you could give them a boot to the head.

OK, this is really freaky! Apparently if I am drunk and translating my thought to English I suddenly can spell! I just ran this through spell check and had nothing wrong while normally I couldn’t go a single sentence without messing up!

Mr. Happy.

I can get the right translation of your message. Can you write it in a other way ? Thanks. My English/American is not to good.

Ah. English is not your native language. I didn’t notice that before.

I was saying that you need to capitalize your sentences as well as the pronoun “I” when you use it.

Now that I know you’re working in another language I’ll just say this: you’re doing very well, keep up the good work, and try your best.