sitting and pissing

I was watching Conan O’Brien tonight and there was a bit of self-deprecation about how Conan sits to piss. I wondered about this because a roommate of mine once thought there was a piss on the bathroom floor in our apartment because someone had a small penis. What does penis size have to do with any of that?

A guy with a smaller penis is further from the toilet than a guy with a bigger penis. The small penis has to aim more accurate while the large penis can’t miss at point blank range :D

Small guys with big dicks would have the best chance at taking a piss without getting a wet bathroom floor :idiot:

Donkey,

Interesting first post, welcome aboard. What Conan says makes some sense I suppose. Like you, the whole thing mystifies me. I know on a boat everyone pisses sitting down (unless they like cleaning piss off the bulkheads due to wave action). But in a house? I do see Conan’s logic. But it seems to me height alone would have more effect than penis length. Even then the whole thing seems specious to me. I think it has way more to do with carelessness (or drunkenness)…

PirateSteve,

Thanks for seeing the logic in what I said! :D I agree that the length of ones penis has little influence unless you have one freaking huge cock.

I think if you aim well, all should be fine. I know guys how pee sitting down, but I think they’re nuts. Man can pee standing up, why sit down?

Welcome to this fabulous board donkeydong!

[EDIT: Forgot to welcome donkeydong]

So we can read the paper

I read an article about holiday-making and a survey showed that many hotel staff had a dislike for one particular country because apparently they had (on average) smaller penises than members of other countries and so had to be cleaned up after more often than others.

Not going to name the country or I may be seen as against that country, plus I’m not sure of the truth in this.

I would say it’s easier when you’re bigger. Since I’ve increased my flaccid size quite a bit I can speak from experience.

If I’m in a clean, private bathroom (mine or a friend’s) I admit it, I’ll sit. Never have to worry about making a mess. As a kid (learning how to aim) my dad wouldn’t let me use his bathroom until I figured out how not to pee all over the place. Simple, just sit. And like Cas said, gives one a chance to read the paper or do a couple piss pulls.

tps, love seeing that patriotic spirit :thumbs:

I love my country and heritage just as much :)

Conan O’Brian is tall like me, about 6’5”. Speaking from personal experience, being taller does present some aim problems. Having your dick higher in the air results in some trajectory issues. Combine that with just being a man, sometimes piss lands where you don’t want it to, like on the floor or the rim of the toilet. I have learned that there is a certain “splash” factor that must be dealt with. I either stand and wipe up any errant drops of piss or sit down when I don’t want to hassle with it or when I know that my dick might not cooperate.

I seem to sit down when I get up first thing in the morning, I think I’m just to tired to stand

Thanks for the feedback and welcomes everyone. When the subject of piss splattering was brought up to me last year, my first thought was that a longer dick gives the piss more time to slow down as it exits the bladder. A shorter one would fire at a higher velocity resulting in a greater rebound from impact with the water. Anyone think that might be the case? I thought about some sort of camera down at water level in the toilet to document some of the more spectacular collisions and splatters. I wonder how much a book of piss fireworks would go for in the bookstore.

Maybe Conan was just saying that to make fun of his femininity. A buddy (used to be one at least) of mine sits to piss and he’s a total pussy.

Along these lines, when standing at a urinal, do you guys use hands to aim or guide your flow or do you shoot hands free?

The reason I am curious is I remember some guys boasting about not “playing with themselves” when they pee at a urinal. Some put there hands up on the wall like they’re being frisked and some on their hips. I seem to need one hand to tug the unders down for free flow and one to guide it or I would pee on my feet.

On topic, do you ever aim one place and initially get two streams going different directions altogether? That is the embarrassing moment at anothers house!

I piss standing most of the time, but I sit when I dont want to make noise or take risk of making a mess :D

My house is real dark at night. If I get up to piss in the middle of the night I sit so as not to wake the wife.