The Lube Review

Only if you have your cremated remains molded into a strange ash dildo. Hmm 🤔 Honestly, I don’t know for sure but have seen it mentioned here many times, maybe someone else will chime in. I can say that my oldest tube has some “wear marks” around the flange others don’t have. This tube would have had the most petrol type lube use.

Just trialed two more lubes- Pure Evening Primrose Oil & Apricot Kernel Oil.. Fresh shave night before for best seal on tube.

Both oils were used for a 5 minute jelq and a 20 minute pumping set. 15 minutes in between and cleaned up cock n tube. Also used heat for the pump sets.

-Evening primrose oil (EPO): The bottle I have is a 4 oz and to not waste this, as its pricey, I use a pipet transfer tube for application. It is very liquid and I thought this would not work good but when I measured the millimeter amount to get a good jelq it was only about 2.5 ml. I slicked up better then expected and didn’t dry out once you put enough on… At 5 hg it held a good tube seal for the 20 mins. It has a slight smell but not too bad or unpleasant. Absorbs well on skin so when you leave tube it is not messy, leaves nothing much so reapplication is necessary. Cleans easy from tube in sink.

-Apricot kernel oil: This also a 4 oz bottle, plastic, the EPO is glass.. Need more of this for slickness but it is like $4 so no biggie. It has little to no odor, need more to jelq but seemed to get a better tube seal (this could also be because I had already done a pump set). Did this at 5 hg as well, seemed to hold pressure a little better but could be from the other test expansion. Seemed pretty similar to coconut oil.

I’ll test these both out more over the course of the next week. I plan to do a set before and after work. From this test tho, I hate to say I think the EPO had a slight edge over the apricot.

Just completing a massage course, of which a key part is the use of oils on the skin. I used to think smooth and slippery was best, but now have revised that. Certainly to massage some friction is best, and both using too much oil or a too slippery oil does not provide for a great massage. So jelqing also I believe needs some friction in order to get the best out of the technique. Friction causes heat and stimulation to the skin, which is part of the idea.

I am using avocado oil as a good all round oil and will try almond oil next which is quite a bit more expensive.

The original article was great and of course natural products are best so will try the coconut and Shea butter in time.

In part I must agree, when doing a massage there are different techniques and oils better suited for certain situations. But these are body muscles and tendons that can take a higher friction compared to what we use on our dicks. This area you need be more gentle or else it’ll just fucking hurt. Anything I have used will cause some degree of heat friction when stroked…

Also, if you are a masseuse, how have you avoided raw coconut or Shea, these are among the best?

I have used Budda Butter and it works reasonably well. Pumpers lube works the best and stays moist the longest. Vacutech or Pumptoys has good pumpers lube.

Hi.

What do you think about ultrasound gel??

It´s very easy to clean but I don´t know about his composition.

Ok I found my thread, the lube reviews were more intended toward pumping and jelq but I guess Men’s Sexual Health applies as well..

-I don’t know about ultrasound gel lol, and I thought I had strange ideas?! I wouldn’t doubt it is a type of vasaline/petroleum derivative, and likely an expensive version at that just like hospital aspirin, but I am not sure it’s make up..

Anyway, the past week I have been testing both the EPO oil and apricot kernel oil during pump sets (split sessions) on an almost daily basis. AM, I would use EPO for a few sets and PM sets, the apricot.. The EPO is more a pain to use because I’m using a dropper tube to transport from container, but it makes application more managable at the same time. The cap on the apricot is like a squirt type, have to aim into palm hand.

The EPO requires no real clean up on the skin, it soaks in when finished pretty well, but will leave the tube slick, which is fine. Both oils are easy to wash from tube. Apricot does not leave the skin as nice with no clean up, it will leave the area with an oily feel. Both seem to form a tube seal about equally, depending on what kind of “penis day” you’re having O.o

Other then the expense I have to say I do favor the EPO over the apricot oil but just slightly. They both worked out well and I’m sure I’ll be using them more often though I still prefer coconut overall. I’ll be getting a fancy new two stage tube for full package pumping in the mail soon, so there’s going to be a lot more lube slipping around ;)

Lol sounds weird but I read in this site, odorless, great texture and very easy to clean and leaves no residues.

I need something like that, I can´t shower right after my PE session and don´t want to have my penis smelling like a salad for a couple of hours.

Well unless you’re using dressing as a lube I don’t know why you would smell like a salad after PE 😐 I rarely shower afterward, if anything I’d rather do it before so all is nice and clean. Most all the oils I’ve used can be used for cooking, sure, but they are also great skin moisturizers. Again, if it isn’t safe to eat you should not be using it on your skin. The skin will absorb into the body what you put on it in most cases, whether it’s a nicotine or pain patch, iodine, magnesium oil, antibiotic, steroid ect.. Most of the oils that have any scent fade pretty quickly or have little to no scent anyway. The liquid coconut oil has no scent, and as these are moisturizers, there is no need to wash them off, defeats the purpose of a moisturizer. I’m sure most would prefer a soft skin dick as opposed to a roughed up one 🤔

No doubt about that, sir.

I have obtained some fresh pure cocoa butter. I have not had a chance to use it yet though. Thing is, the butter gets VERY hard at room temp (just like my penis 🙃), so the this kind of butter “sets up” easily and the workable melt point is around 100°F. So to use this it will take some heating. I’ll melt some down in a ramekin on the burner when I get a chance just to test it out, maybe mix in a bit of coconut oil too so it won’t set up again so fast.

Me and the fiancée use Coconut oil for many reasons already mentioned everywhere.

We really like using it for anal sex - unprotected and please don’t patronize me about hygiene and stuff, we did our homework :)

I have this frame used co create spherical ice pieces. I create little coconut oil balls with it that can enter the rectum in a very anatomical way while still solid and just melt once inside. It is very awesome.

It depends what do you want to. I need the lubricant to masturbate.

I’ve used previously Clyzerincreme, but butter has proven to be the best lubricant. Butter is hypoallergenic and allows the foreskin glide well. And what is important is the penis is protected and is always ready to use. This is a habitual Masturbatoren very important in my opinion.