Urgent questions on erections

Hey, men! I need your help solving these questions!

Please dedicate some time to it, I urgently need them answered.

In a few weeks in which there are no sexual or arousal acts (sex, masturbation, training, et cetera)… answer on average…

1. a) How frequent should morning wood occur during a week b) How hard (strong) should these morning woods be c) How long should they last

2. a) How frequent should erections be during the day b) How hard (strong) should those involuntary erections be c) How long should they last

3. a)How often should erections reach full size b) What’s the most frequent dick size percentage a healthy man should achieve.

4. When are “morning woods” supposed to occur? Only when you wake up on your own or also when you wake up to an alarm?

Thanks in advance for your immesurable help! God bless y’all!

Two more questions, please:
1. Sometimes I want to stand up to measure a morning wood or any erection I get while laying on my bed but in the few seconds it takes me to just get up and grab the ruler that’s on the bedside table and/or grab a cable to measure circumference also on that table it’s gone shorter and thinner. I hardly ever can maintain those erections for a single minute to measure. Do you guys relate to this because it’s a normal thing to happen when getting up or not?
2. Does it measure equally while standing up and while laying down?

Thanks a million, men!
May Jesus through His mother pay it back to you!