What's the deal with pussy?

goldylox - its great, the curling upper lip thing. That’s what I was talking about…. yummy!

My new one for today is Captn”s “clam platter” I have walked away from a number of fucks by doing the sniff test. I learned that lesson when I was 20. Had this gal, an Eskimo btw, and got a whiff and man did I recoil. Banged her anyways and got herpes. Which isn’t to say any bad smelling pussy has got some kind of STD, but I’m not going to hit it. There’s nothing finer than a nice smelling pussy, even slightly sweaty, but still clean, turns me on.

Y’know, we all think dogs are stupid and what not, but they have figured out one basic thing that us humans just can’t seem to grasp.

What’s the 1st thing a dog does when meeting another dog? You got it….a quick aromatic check of the business department…

Dogs base a lot of stuff on that sniffercheck.

I tried to adopt it once, but it all went awry. I saw this hot chick, and I really wanted to get to know her better, so I just walked up, dropped to my knees and buried my schnozzle right in her 501’s happy space, and took a deep inhale.

I also learned that dogs get away with this sniff-n-greet method because they really have no effective way to attack with their noses buried in each others asses. Not so with my hot female 501’ed wannabe friend. The reconstructive surgery on my lower jaw is healing nicely, and she stopped limping on that sore knee a few days ago.

I’m also wondering if lemon juice has the same cancelling properties on fishy pussy like it does with seafood? Cap?

This thread reminds me of a joke I heard.

Pharmacy customer: “Hi. I’d like a dozen condoms and a bottle of pesticide.”
Pharmacist: “I think what you mean is spermicide”
Customer: “No…I know what I said. You see, my wife has a bug up her ass, and I’m going in after it…..”

KOG, speaking of which:

http://www.omah a.com/index.php … 8&u_sid=1062160

Well it IS kind of on topic! ;)