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Best Jelqing Lube Ever


Best Jelqing Lube Ever

When I first started PE, I used Vaseline for jelqing but didn’t like it: it’s gooey, oil-based, and a pain to wash off. So, I started trying different things to use as jelqing lube including baby oil (too thin), olive oil (also, too thin), silicone lube (again, too thin), water-based lubes like K-Y and astroglide (these all get sticky and need to be rehydrated), lotion (dries out), and Shea butter (too thick). I wanted a lube that would not get sticky or dry out, was slippery but offered a bit of grip (I.e. Not too thick or thin), was easy to clean up, and something that was actually good for my skin and would help minimize stretch marks. After months of trial and error, I’ve finally found it.

The lube is a mixture of olive oil and shea butter. It is great for the skin, is the perfect consistency (can be adjusted to your liking), doesn’t dry out, and is super easy to clean off (just wipe off the excess and rub the residue into your skin like lotion). I’ve been using this stuff for a few weeks and my wife has started to comment on how smooth my dick feels (she’s started rubbing my cock all the time because she likes the way it feels — so, that’s a welcome bonus!).

Here’s the “recipe”: start off with equal parts olive oil and shea butter (make sure you get 100% shea butter, and not a shea butter lotion) in a small glass jar. The shea butter will be too thick to just mix it all together, so put the jar in the microwave (take off the metal lid first — obviously) until the whole mixture is liquefied (about 30-45 seconds in my microwave), stir it up, cover and let it sit and cool for a couple of hours. You’ll know it’s ready when it turns into a very soft off-white solid that melts in your hands. Now, the consistency is adjustable, so if it’s too thick, add olive oil, remelt and cool; if it’s too thin, add shea butter, remelt and cool.

This stuff is really great and I thought it was worth sharing. Also, if you make if on the thinner side, it’s also really good for masturbation. I hope some of you try this and let me know what you think. Enjoy!

Starting (May 2010): BPEL:6" EG: 4 7/8". Current (April 2011): BPEL: 6 3/4" EG: 5 1/4".

Short Term Goal: BPEL: 7" EG: 5.25" Long Term Goal: When my wife makes me stop or 8"x6" (whichever comes first)

Sounds good. I use coco butter and it is also great for the skin and perfect for jelqing.

The best lube in my opinion is Astroglide. Its a little bit expensive but it works very well.

I use olive oil. Cook and rub. Two in one combo.

Wishing and hoping for the best - yup your doing it wrong.

I’m currently using a mixture of Olive oil with a bit of Sweet almond oil and Apricot kernel oil. My dick has never felt better. I’m currently restoring my foreskin as well and it helps keep the skin soft and conditioned.

Current Stats - Flaccid Length, usually around 4". Erect Length 6.75" Flaccid Girth 4 1/4" Erect Girth 5.50"

Long Term Goals - Sky's the limit!

Sounds like you got your wife doing your jelqing for you…sweet….

I’ve never used lub in my penis before until today when i did some edging with olive oil…gotta say, it felt great! And it stays lubricated for a good amount time. I don’t use lub for jelqing though cause i do dry jelq but still, it’s a good discovery.

Thanks for the lube info. Made up a batch the other night and have been using it ever since. It’s a lot easier to use than vaseline or baby oil. I mixed about 50/50 as you recommended and found that it was a little runny. I guess you have to more or less play with the ingredients to get the right consistency. I’ve made me enough to last me a year. If ever you find that your mix is to runny just throw it in the fridge and it should just harden up. The only problem is that you have to watch the kids that they don’t think it’s a new kind of jam or a spread.

Originally Posted by Thatcat
I use olive oil. Cook and rub. Two in one combo.

Remind me not to eat at your house :D

I use any good nut oil that doesn’t make me smell like a spice cabinet.

I’ve been using macadamia nut oil (sweet buttery smell), although I’m thinking about adding in copulin pheromones to spike arousal.

Originally Posted by TheLawnmowerman

Remind me not to eat at your house :D

Just so happens I’m throwing a barbecue and that’s going to be one of the condiments!

Try virgin coconut oil, I promise you’ll never go back :)

I love extra virgin olive oil. This is the expensive, very viscous, slightly green tinted cold pressed extra virgin olive oil. I think your “thinness” problem wouldn’t apply. I know it doesn’t for me. I may have to apply a second time half way through a long jelqing session, but that’s it.

Start (Oct 2010) NBPEL: 5, BPEL: 5.875 inches, BASE GIRTH: 5.25 inches, MID GIRTH: 5

(November 2013) NBPEL: 5.875, BPEL: 6.625 inches, BASE GIRTH: 5.625 inches, MID GIRTH: 5

Goal NBPEL(7-7.5)xMEG(5.5-6) (journal)

Girlfriend turned me on to the best lube “Creamy Baby Oil” she/I use it on her incredible body after showering. She keeps it on the rack right in the shower and it makes her skin incredibly soft.

Lucky for me it’s right there and always close by ~ best thing about it is that it’s so cheap. I get it at the Dollar store. $1 for 12 oz. Doesn’t get any better than that.

The consistency is great. Washes off easy and if you start putting it on your body too nobody thinks your up to anything while doing your workout. Try it you’ll like it!

Starting Size: BPEL: 5.9" X MSEG: 5.125" NBPEL: 5.0" (2/1/2010)

Current Size: BPEL: 6.5" X MSEG: 5.50" BSEG: 6.0" NBPEL: 5.875

Future: BPEL: 8.0" X MSEG: 6.0" BSEG: 6.5" NBPEL: 7.75" (How ever long it takes to reach my belly button!)

The shea butter is the same with the peanut butter? Because the translator translates shea as peanut.

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