Burning pubs

Anyone ever try burning pubs? Just woundering it seems like it would be pretty easy to do considering how easily hair burns than just washing yourself down good to lose any stench

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire

Apologies to Jerry Lee

I’ve thought about that too, but then I thought about singeing my ball sac, not a pretty sight I’m sure

Why would you want to do this? Does burning hair provide a better, and safer, way of removing hair than shaving would?

How would you do the burning? It just seems like anything that would burn your hair would potentially also burn your skin in a very sensitive part of the body.

Is hair burning done anywhere else on the body? Purposely I mean. Not just while lighting barbeque charcoal or a cigarette when you’re really drunk.

I’ll let someone else ask what you have against pubs. I just know I’d be really pissed if someone burned down my pub. Am I supposed to walk three more blocks for a decent pint of Guinness?

Most pointless thread… … . . EVER

There’d be fuck all to do in this country if everyone went around burning pubs. Better not let me catch you trying to burn down my local pub. :cuss:

Lol

Pub Killa!

“England and America are separared by a common language”

(Made even more evident when the spell check function is ignored or does not pick up the usage of two similar words entirely different in meaning yet close save one letter)

No language difference, just a spelling error

I hope you mean pubes.

Why not try chemo?

That’s some cold shit crashhex - LOL :thumbs:

I’m betting he might try it too.