Found Herb That Increases Flaccid Length By Inch

To be clear to everyone I don’t have a ‘product’ I am not selling anything. I just have one small jar of herbal lotion I like to smear on myself. There is only one jar and it is for my own personal benefit. I may decide to write a blog fully explaining the discovery but only if indeed the gains are both substantial and long term. I am not planning to give away or sell any lotions or oils or anything either. However soon I may tell everyone the recipe and discovery in detail so you can judge for yourself.

Ha Ha,

This thread is getting more laughable by the day.

:rolling: This has been very entertaining!

It reminds me a lot of the guy who experienced outrageous gains but lost all of the “documentation” in a freak flood.

:dontfeed:

I wonder if it will spark pectoral muscle growth as well. Put some on my glutes so it can transfer to my wallet through my pants. Limitless possibilities.

You asked for more information (which I provided, albeit ambiguous) - yet you mock me. How very gratifying..

You have made up my mind now I’ve decided against disclosure. I will seek utility patents and license it to a company. Meanwhile you all can wait 2-5 years before it gets to market before you find out.

PS

Have fun trying to find out which herb it is. I hear the sage family of plants is a little bit extensive.

Well.. Actually it’s massive.

Good Luck

You can’t expect people not to make fun of you when you’re talking about your car being followed by people trying to steal your penis cream recipe.

Come on bro share! I believe you!

That is exactly what a blackhat Asian research firm employee trying to steal the formula would say.

Lol or just a guy willing to try anything that sounds fairly safe to increase my schlong!

This guy is working so hard to mock the PE community… he must not really believe exercises work and thought he could fool all the frustrated PEers.

Ha ha,
Well while we are all waiting with bated breath for the next 2.5-5 years for your miracle penis growing herbs to take the world by storm. (NOT)
I will be here plugging away at Thunders and doing what actually works.

Haha, the most ridiculous thing I think I’ve ever seen here, he’s probably been flown out of the country and is being waterboarded for the formula right now.

I am quite enjoying this thread, I have to say. Even though the idea of rubbing herb juice on your penis to make it grow sounds a bit insane, I can’t help but hope it works, since I enjoy seeing people who get put down/made fun of/insulted by the masses succeed.

It may or may not be fake, only ThinkBig88 knows…

Well, I guess you just put us in our places! We’ll all quietly wipe our tear-stained eyes and get back to work.

True colors shown. Enjoy your life under a bridge.