Good morning woody
Woody: Howdy!
Me: Well Ill be! Good morning to you sir!
Woody: Miss me?!
Me: Why yes, where have you been? How come you don’t come visiting no more?
Woody: Well I’m here now.
Me: You sure are! You’ve been missed my old friend.
Woody: Thanks.
Me: So does this mean you going to be coming back more often?
Woody: Well I can’t say for sure. But whatever you’ve been doing, keep it up.
Me: Well I think I just might.
Yes, that was pretty lame! But yay! Proper morning wood after what seems like years. And what is interesting is that when I woke up I remembered my dream and it wasn’t even a sex dream. So it was a woody for the sake of a woody. I think that is pretty cool.
Starting point (15 May 2011) BPE = 7.55", EG = 5.75" (biggest part at middle), EG = 5.55" (at base) EQ = Bad/low
Interim goal (ie. I would be highly satisfied with the following) BPE = 8.5", EG = 6.5" (at base), EQ = High
Long term goal (ie. It would be nice but I wouldn't be disappointed if I didnt get there and I wouldn't want to go beyond this)BPE = 9",EG = 7"