Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me.

Just thought I’d help motivate you my wisely reprioritizing friend— and as a gesture of gratitude I’m sure we would all appreciate some details!

;)

Belated happy b-day and happy new year! Details, we need details!!!!!

:hb: buttonbuck

Thanks everyone for the Birthday wishes, all I’ll say is, last night I received the best birthday present I could ever receive. I’m glad I took Thunders and everyone else’s advice, to stop drinking, or I would of missed out big.

You have to consider I’m a 58 year old man, that hasn’t had oral sex since I was in the service 38 years ago (my wife of over 30 years, God rest her soul, never would go there). Details?

Oh, what the hell! I wasn’t going to do this, but this is it in a nut shell. It was sex and a blow Job, but It was no ordinary BJ (she went balls deep) and that was a first for me. She’s a great women, I also respect her, and I’m going to try and keep her, If she’ll have me!

We’ve been seeing each other since August, she’s 49, and we’ve had sex ten or twelve times …wasn’t counting, but never any head, never gave it to much thought either, just figured she’s just one of many that don’t go there.

Well I’ve never in my life had an orgasm that was that intense and lasted that long, ever, Period! She sucked the life out me! I came, and she continued with the BJ till I couldn’t move any more. I was clinically dead for 15 minutes after wards, just kidding.

I feel like one of the luckiest guys on the planet right now, a women that gives a great blow job and lets you come down her throat. Sure hope there’s more, and I don’t have to wait till next year LOL.

I hope I’m up for it tonight, it’s going to take me awhile to recharge, especially after last night, but she called awhile ago and told me she’s coming over tonight to stay the night, Oh Lord! Give me strength!

Do you think I should go a buy some oysters or what?

Crikey that Tit one must be reducing his carbon footprint again, but cutting down buttonbuck to BB is hardly going to be enough to keep Europe going now that those Russian geezers have gone and closed that gas pipeline through the Ukraine again.

Anyway buttonbuck, I’m sure you won’t mind if I call you button, getting back to business, I see it was your Birthday yesterday and I wasn’t here as it happens, so on this occasion it will have to be belated birthday wishes for 31st.

:-k I’ve just realised they actually only cut off those gas supplies today.

I don’t use gas anyway, so not to worry :gulp:

Take no notice of him BB. And who is he anyway calling you button. I know it’s the pantomime season, and Cinderella rides again. But with 506 in his monicker you’s think he could make his mind up which one it should be.

And ‘Don’t use gas anyway just shows you doesn’t it! There is a special way of using gas

And as for ‘wasn’t here as it happens’. Well that was obvious wasn’t it? Terrible Grammar though