Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me.

This is definitely not a good day for a birthday! Born on Dec.31 1950, To tell you the truth, it’s getting very hard to type or even concentrate on what I’m typing, I’m home alone for now, and already half lit at 12:30 in the afternoon EST.

My Girlfriend is stopping over later tonight to celebrate with me, and what really bothers me is that I know I going to be to messed up to perform, if that’s even going to fit into my plans. This should be interesting.

I was thinking about doing a couple sets with the pump but I might do something stupid, so that’s out, maybe tie some Popsicle sticks around it and throw on an Anti-Turtle sleeve LOL.

So if I respond to any posts later in the day and come off as a retard, or an obnoxious stupid ass, I’m going to apologize now.

Here’s to everyone at Thunders (drinking another Jack and Coke), cheers!!!!!!

Happy new Year to everyone, and wish everyones goals come true in 2009.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And Happy New Years!

Cheers!

Happy Birthday buttonbuck. You could always swap the sauce for some coffee eh?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I’ll be toasting my first beer in about an hour and it will be in your honor.

OK now I’ll be a preaching dickhead. If you don’t pace yourself your not going to make it to the New Year. Try and drink a glass of water between drinks to keep yourself a little hydrated and try and have some munchies. You just might be able to get it up later for the girlfriend. At least its good to hear your staying home and drinking

Dude Do Not Do PE while drinking or getting drunk. You could seriously hurt yourself and fuck up your unit.

Sorry dude but posting under the influence is not a good thing and doesn’t give you a free pass. If you end up being an “obnoxious stupid ass” and say anything that crosses the line, at best your on hold at worst it could get your butt booted out. Sometimes its best to step away from the computer or at least don’t post.

Sorry to rain on your parade. Again have fun and stay safe.

Happy Birthday and Happy New Year.

Wishing you on this occasion to actually get an erection while drunk and to film your sexual intercourse on tape so that we can all see the extent of your P.E progress. Just kidding.

Have a great evening and may next year bring you and your family a lot of happiness and pleasant surprises.

Take care,
Padawan

Thanks everyone! I’m taking your advice Thunders, booze and antidepressants don’t mix, getting a really bad headace already, well I had a little fun anway. Looks like I might even be sort of sober till tonight.

Padawon> Thanks, The video might not be a bad idea, but if she found out I think, well you know.

Cock Kent> Words of wisdom from one of my favorite Mods, that I will abide by, I wouldn’t expect any less. I’m sitting hear thinking how lucky I am and before I get to drunk, realized she’s more important than getting intoxicated. Shit no booze, can’t talk stupid, I’ll guess I’ll behave till she gets here.

Just to throw this in, she keeps asking me what’s going on down there, she say’s things like “somethings going on I can tell”, I told her maybe her pussy is shrinking!

you see we meet back when I was all most 1 1/2 inches shorter, One of these days I’ll tell her, maybe. It’s been a great year all around!

Hey, buttonbuck, have a good time. I’m joining you just now. Hope you enjoy your drink but don’t do anything TOO crazy. Cheers.

After reading your comment I thought, Damn! He’s right again. Always to the point, short, and no sweet talk, and you tell it like it is. love reading all your comments, and Thanks!

Got to go make some coffee! Happy New Years, BOSS!

Thanks and you can always start again when she gets there. Remember your not getting ripped off today the world is throwing a party in your honor. :dance:

Anyway I just opened up my first Yuengling Lager in your honor, Cheers :gulp:

PS: I’ll be following my advice after a couple more beers and just be lurking :lurk:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Happy New Year to.

So you’re choosing Kawck & Joke instead of birthday pussy from you GF who’s coming over just to throw you a celebration fuck?

No pity for you my misprioritizing friend.

Best wishes on the anniversary of your birth. :D

[And feel free to give her my contact info ;) ]

No Andro, I choose the later, She called and is on her way and told me that I’m going to get a special treat for my Birthday. I wouldn’t miss that for anything I wonder what it could be? I haven’t seen her in two weeks.

My mind is going wild, I’m having visions of wild deviated sexual positions, she hasn’t given me any head yet, I can only pray. I just might let you in on what happened or didn’t happen.

Good day and have a Happy New Year, my misinformed friend, you should of read all the posts, I stopped drinking hours ago.

Happy Birthday BB and all the best for the New Year

Grattis på födelsedagen mannnen ^^ (Happy birthday in Swe)