Hi Guys,newbie Quastion

Hello to everyone.It’s very nice to have a forum like this where guys can talk about their most important an secret stuff.I am new here to PE,and this is my first post.Fisrt of all,Iam not happy with my penis size,it’s not bad,but it’s far away from where I want it to be.I heard before that there we’re excercises that could help you to gain size and pumps and all these storys.People even told me that you could gain size from mastrubating a circular way.I tryed a couple of excersises myself,just out of my head,that I tought could help,but nothing helped.I never did any of professional excerscises or any pumps. And I’m completely confused when I see people on the forum talking about all different pumps and excercises and time,hehehe,so my quastion to you all is;what kind of excercises could I do to help me gain size and how,any information is good,feel free to reply please,any excerscises that you guys do or know about that could actually help,or pumps or anything,please feel free to reply.

Thank you all in advance!

Welcome to Thunder’s McKilla! There are a few things you may want to know.

First of all, I would suggest reading everything in the articles forum, they have the essentials in there. Secondly, it will take time to get everything down, it took me about 8 or 9 months and I had been doing this for years before. Third, never accept any kool-aid from a very tall guy named twatteaser, or hand lotion for that matter…

And last but not least, start slow and ask lots of questions. You are in for a wild ride.

-Tom “Gumby” Foolery

P.S. I wanted to add, try some of the manual excercises first in the newbie primer of the articles forum.

Hey McKilla,

Welcome to the forum. How about using the space bar a few times the next time you post? It makes your post a lot easier to read and an easily read post always gets more replies. Also, the spell checker is your friend.

Read the first thread at the top of the Newbie Forum and it will help answer most of your questions.

Welcome, MC.

What I suggest is that you read this.

There are 10 threads there to keep you going for a while.

When you’ve finished there, read this.

Then read it again. Until your eyes are watering.

There is a lot to be learned from just browsing these threads alone, there are plenty of exercises to do, and lots of inspiring stories to keep you motivated. Remember: there are no “quick and dirty” solutions when it comes to PE, just some hard work and a lot of joy at the end!

Happy Reading! & Welcome Aboard!

GM

Shit, we are going to scare the hell out of this guy. It’s like gang help. Didn’t see you post Tom or I would not have myself.

Thunder, I have been observing your modus operandi, so that I might someday become a PE guru like you. Either that or cause lots of mischief with my god-like powers.

I’m no guru, and mischief gets boring after awhile.

Thunder, don’t ruin my illusions of grandeur. (I am watching a TLC show of all things about penis enlargement via surgery. Ouch!) I am sure that when you have the Thunder’s girls over, this all pays off.