How do I measure my penis

I wanna know to measure the lenght of my penis and the girth how do I do that

Ever heard of a ruler?

What about girth

Cloth tape measure. Or, cut a 8-10 inch strip of paper, wrap it around, mark where it overlaps and measure between the marks with your ruler.

Search.

Then

Use a ruler.

Then

Use a tape measure.

%$#@ it, SNM beat me too it.

One of my few joys in life is responding to “How do I measure my penis” threads by saying, “with a ruler!”

Should girth be measured as near as possible to the midpoint? Or toward the base?

It doesn’t matter HOW you measure your penis as long as you do it consistantly.

Yes, I understand the point about consistancy is really what matters.

But I’m also filling out the survey, where I want to respond accurately.

So, I still have my question: when people ask for or state EG, are they assuming that the measurement is taken near the midpoint? I figure that must be the case, because as you move toward the base, the girth starts changing.

Yeah