How do you measure the penis

Ok.maybe I am just a mo-ran or really missing something, but I have spent the last 4 hours trying to find a post or thread or something on this site that will tell me EXACTLY how to measure my dick for PE. I can’t find what bpel or npel or any of this stuff means. Please.someone help me.either direct me to the proper threads and posts or please please tell me how to measure my penis.I am very frustrated. This is a rockin site with tons of information, but I find it hard to find things.So what am I doing wrong?

Ruler.

(had to beat everybody else to it) :)

Measure Your Penis - 2001 Site - Tom Hubbard

Mr. Nine, That was evil, I was just about to post that after searching hard for it :p

You lose one happy point.

Measure Your Penis - 2001 Site - Tom Hubbard

EDIT -Damn you Mr Nine, you make me seem like an echo LOL

Sorry cool dude.

But really though:

BPEL: Bone Pressed Erect Length
EG: Erect Girth
NBPEL: Non Bone Pressed Erect Length

for Bone Pressed simply take the ruler and shove it as hard as you can into the area right above your penis, and align it directly along the middle of your penis…don’t forget to add on the “creep” (area from start of ruler to actual start).

For girth, take a string or a tape measure and wrap it around your penis at the largest point or middle. If you use a string just place it on the start of the ruler and see how big you are. :)

I still love ya Slack. You are my favorite echo. :)

Whoops. Of course every beat me to my “I was kidding but really wanted to help” reply. :(

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