I need to add about 3-4 inches in two months.

Stunna,

Do me a favor and read the Forum Guidelines when you have a chance. Thanks!

Archieone,

>Warghorrior style of writing is very similar to that of someone else that used to be on the board, but maybe I am wrong.<

I agree, but not the same guy that stunna thinks you are talking about.

*cue pink panther music*

SS4

You know what … Warghorrior should just fuck her twice and tell her that she just got 8 inches. Pretty easy solution if you ask me.

It’s definitely a prank, nobody that would ask such a question would reply with stuff like “Oh, I should have read the forum guidelines, I’m sorry” and stuff like that. Very entertaining and funny thread though.

BTW, high end hookers cost more than 200 bucks, lol. :D Get really wasted in Vegas and you’re liable to find out stuff like that.

Dude, you told her you were 8 inches…let me explain the chicks’ version of what they think dick size is. I have a buddy who is a fucking Don Juan with chicks, a true casanova, and many times he likes to say to a chick that he has a 10 incher when he’s fully hard. In actuality, he’s only about 5 inches NBP, and most chicks know he’s a liar, but because he’s a pimp chicks don’t care about it…he knows how to control and manipulate female emotions and make them feel something, and trust me, the little lie about his dick goes away after chicks experience a night with him. Plus, get this, I talked with a chick he banged and asked her how big he was…she told me he was a full-blown 8 incher! I’ve had many experiences like this as well with other chicks…they seem to over-estimate. I don’t think it’s as much exaggeration as it is them really thinking that the guy’s dick is that big.

Seriously man, don’t worry about it. If you know how to treat her right, she won’t give a shit about your dick size. In fact, the better you are to her, the bigger your dick will become…you might mysteriously end up being 8 inches, just like you told her. How do you like that? =)

Oh yeah, needless to say, don’t cut off your dick. What the hell are you, an idiot?

No, he was smarter than your average bear. Crazy is what he was.

:rolling:

Damn, how did I ever miss this thread? :chuckle:

Guys like that crack me up. Just like when I was a trainer and some toothpick would walk into the gym, see me benching with 8 45’s on the bar and ask if he could be doing that by the end of the year (and this was like April). I’d say, “Yeah, maybe by the end of three years from now - if ever.”

It’s all part of the microwavable, drive-through, remote-controlled, cordless, hands-free society we live it. We want the world, and we want it NOW.

Don’t we all? I wish I could’ve gained 2” EL in 30 minutes - but it looks like that will have taken me about 30 months.

30 minutes…..30 months.

This thread brings back memories.

Thats physically impossible to get 3 inches in 2 months

What a good joke. This guy joins and puts in 9 post then never hear from him again. This was a joke and a good one. Noboby is that stupid.

Anyone who thinks there is a limit to human stupidity hasn’t met enough humans.

If you are going to try and get through life by telling lies at least have the balls to fess up when busted, or have you already cut those off?

You are hanging 25kg (55lbs) off of your penis? Suggestion: take your lies somewhere else.

I second that- I just read this thread and it made my day.

Though Wadzilla did bring up a good point “It’s all part of the microwavable, drive-through, remote-controlled,…”- MICROWAVES! That is sheer genius. Has anyone ever tried cutting a hole in the door of thier microwave and nuking thier dick? Judging by comics and movies I’ve seen this would defenitely have good results. I’m trying it first thing in the morning.

This thread is just hilarious. We need at least one thread like this a month for entertainment purposes.