I'm new

Hey I’m a noob

Hey, I’m not.

Hey, I’m not sure if I am one.

Welcome.

I know I wasn’t.

As a friendly suggestion, forget using chat speak here, I tend to get my panties in a bunch when people do that, and then I yell and scream and it isn’t a pretty sight.

Yea, kinda feeling weird/shy about coming to one of these boards, but yea.thought I’d give it a look

Welcome Schizm!

Have a good look around, and I’m sure you’ll find lots of jargon that doesn’t make much sense, followed by that curious brain fade due to information overload. You might want to browse from this thread: A Newbie Primer which will give you an overview. Also, the articles shown along the bottom left hand side of the home page have lots of good information. If you’re still interested at that point then go for the newbie routine, which will probably get you the best gains you’ll ever see. Only after all that would I be concerned with all the other stuff, as they’re just bells, whistles and theory.

Have fun!

Thanks for the info :)

Ok, I tried measuring myself and I have a question: I’m about 6’ BP and near 2’ Girth (if Girth is thickness and I believe it is), is this small? Average? I’m not sure if I BPed right though, because the link on how to do it doesn’t work. Gah, I’m probably asking stupid questions

Nevermind that girth measurment, I measured across and didn’t realize you’re supposed to measure around.

"The only stupid questions are the ones not asked” someone told me once..

Ask away!

Read read read, then start off slowly :) and welcome

I think I’m going to start out with the Jelqing(sp?) technique, sounds pretty easy.

Try starting with the Newbie routine, schizm. It’s linked in the thread linked in my signature.

And may I add to the statement goingfor8at quoted. “The only stupid questions are those which aren’t asked, AND those that have been asked a million times.” Do yourself and everyone else a favor and learn as much as you can. If you can’t find an answer to your question then ask it. “Give a man a fish….”.

Good luck to you. I am sure you will find that Thunder’s is top notch, and extremely helpful.

Welcome to Thundersplace!

Yep! Read more on how to do it properly and do it right away.

Good luck!

Schizm,

Heed the advice given to you here, especially that of RoomtoGrow. He is one of the nicest, and most helpful people on this board.

Always use the search button at the top right of the page. This is your friend, and you need to learn how to use it now. No matter what it is you want to ask, it might have been asked before. If you can’t find a good answer, THEN feel free to ask us. Good luck on your PE endeavor. :up:

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