JELQING MAIDS Jelqing men

It’s probably been discussed at some time in the past but what a gig for some talented people, professional jelqers and stretchers I’d probably pay someone to come in and “milk” me! Whaddya think?

Cocky

I think you’re not supposed to jelq a fully erect penis. :D

What a hot idea….get a cute little wench to give you a jelq session in the hot tub…..what a thought!

Now you’re talking! But Shaggy’s right, methinks it would be somewhat difficult to keep one’s erection at 70%

What an interesting concept for a classified ad. It seems to work when porn site operators advertise for newbie chicks to do a shoot…I’m sure they get swamped with responses. Maybe an exercise for someone to try?

Maybe a old fat ugly female will keep it at 70%

Well my wife wanted to try on me,but alas it didn’t do well hehe

Down my local nude beach there’s an old hag that strips off and like to prance around. She’s got skin like a rotten tomato and so many wrinkles she could screw her hat on. Perhaps I could ….

I have a lady friend or three who I’ve had give me a hand with a little jelq and stretch-

[I tell them it’s Penile Enhancement to forestall any ED, and since women are uniformly impressed by my erection quality- I’ve been accused of Viagra for years- they not only believe that to be the extent, they are more than happy to lend a hand]-

But it usually ends up in a slap and tickle pretty quickly, so I don’t know how you’d keep it to simple PE.

Once their hands are on it, they usually can’t keep their mouths off.