Measuring incorrectly

I measured NBPEL for the first time today, I never really had an interest in it until I finally took mine. It was right at 5”. My BPEL is a little over 6 1/4”. Am I measuring BPEL incorrectly? Do I just have a significant “fat pad” as it’s called?

That’s a pretty normal fat pad. The smallest ones are 1/4 to 1/2 of an inch, the largest 2-3 inches. Around Thunder’s Place the average seems to be 1”.

My Bone Press Difference is around 1/2 inch.

My difference is also around 1/2 inch I think.

I never measure bp. It’s not important to me.

Because nbp is what your girlfriend/wife sees/feels.

I think bp is only important to measure your gains if you lose or put on some weight.

So I think we should compare our nbpel.

1/2” difference, same here. I have a pretty low body fat %, maybe 10% or a little less.

OK, you 1/2 inch fat pad guys just need to shut the hell up. I have about 1 1/4 inches, kronos. That is normal. Don’t let these freaks of nature try to tell you any different.

10% Snoop? Eat something!!! I could not eat for months and still have double that!!!

mmmmm, fat goooooooooooooooooood.

Sorry, Room, another 1/2 inch fat pad here. We’re taking this joint over.

I think mine is up to four inches now and growing. I’m using a new exercise called elbow bends. Every time I eat something, my elbow bends. They seem to be working really well too. Of course, my elbows have always been in great shape from all those years of Budweiser lifts.

We’re talking about fat pads, not penises.

Right, so was I.

See I have this strange condition called Dicky Do. My belly sticks out farther than my Dicky Do.

So is your penis four inches and shrinking, if this Dicky Do condition is progressing?

I’m 6 nbpel and 7.4 bpel so big fat pad here.

It’s a LOT thing PG, as in Lard of Tummy blocks the view.