Mum knows!?

OMG, This sucks, lol.

I left this site open while I went to the bathroom, nobody else was in. My mum came home without me knowing - She was really quiet, When I got back she had minimised this site and was checking her mail - she MUST’VE seen this but I aint 100 percent sure. It was on a thread about enlarging, can’t remember which, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, lol.

Anyone else had this before? I feel so awkward and can’t look her in the eye - but she don’t seem affected by it so maybe she didn’t read any of it?

Just be thankful you weren’t looking at sluttygirlsbangedhard.com when you went to the bathroom.:)

Was your daddy small? Has she ever seen your current size?

When I was 16 I paused a fuck scene from a porno once and my dad entered my room. Boy was my face red. I said it was a funny porn blooper they send me in my mail. Obviously he didn’t believe me but he wasen’t mad or anything. I think it would be waaaaaay worse if someone would find out about my PE though.

PEst,

By not looking your mum in the eye it tells her that something is amis, so she’ll begin to wonder even if she didn’t see anything.

If she did see it and minimised it she would have done that to save you any embarrassment, so the best thing is to behave as if nothing happened, because that is what she is doing.

If that is what she did, you have one marvellous mum.

Happened many times, by dad and mum. It’ll all blow over in a few days. Dad has collect a porn tape from my tape player once when I was at school. He also saw a fisting clip on my pc, he then told me that I should delete it. Mum has walked in on me looking at a few web pages, and stuff under my bed. I’m not bothered now, a few jokes are sometimes said e.g. “I hope you don’t have stuff under your bed at uni”. It’s all funny now. Don’t sweat too much about it dude.

I apologize if I came off as insulting, some people call their dad Daddy, Dadums, Father, etc. I’ve had a worse situation involving both my parents. We apparently never said anything else about it since and I can still go on living.

Pest,

I got caught once by my old man, jacking off in the bathroom. Forgot to lock the door and was standing right over the sink. He walked in right when I came…

I’m still laughing my ass off when I think about it. All he said was “When you’re done, let me know. I need to use the john…”

I was 17 or so and majorly embarrassed….

Holy shit, great stories here.

My only experience with something like this was when I was in 8th grade or so. I was looking at some random porn site on the family computer, but then got engaged in a phone conversation and sort of forgot about what was on the monitor. So when my mom opens the door and walks through the room, there is a giant vaginal cumshot dominating the screen. It’s weird — I feel like her eyes must have registered the image, but there was no reaction *at all* — she was a very conservative woman, so I’d expect her to say something or at least show surprise. I still hope to this day that she just thought it was one of those “evil spam-mails” that she gets in her emailbox :D .

Those vaginal cumshots rocks.

Luckily I have never had one situation like that.

Here is my story:

I was helping this girl with a project, so we enter my room and sit down on the bed (I have limited space).
I notice my computer has been locked. Since nobody uses my computer, it is obvious that I locked it. It didn’t occur to me that I may have locked it for a reason :rolleyes:

Well, I had locked it because I had a pussy-collage on the screen. I just said “oops” and closed it. That damn are-you-sure-you-want-to-close-this-window box came up and laughed at me for what felt like two minutes.

Strange thing is that I actually felt bad for her :wtf:
It didn’t really bother me, it was funny, but she must have been uncomfortable.
I haven’t seen her since.

My mum has found my pump, clamp, KY…

She’s heard us fucking like rabbits when we thought nobody would be home for ages, but came home early, etc etc.

She’s probably found some sort of evidence of porn I’ve had, on the computer or elsewhere.
It’s a fact of life :D

I had another PE site open and went downstairs and my sister came and used the computer. I’m pretty sure she seen it.

My 15 year old son brought a hard core porno magizine into the upstairs bathroom an left it in the middle of the floor. My wife found it and told me about it.

I scolded my son and told him that I don’t bring this stuff into our house so don’t you. What if your little brother saw this stuff???

After a month when by my wife still had this magizine tucked away in her drawer, she asked me what she should do with it. I said,” Well study it and then throw it away.” :)

Dude, WTF that link doesn’t even work. Then again Thunder would have removed it anyway so I guess this post was meaningless….oh well. :)