Ten Emotional Needs of Women (According To The 1950’s )
1. Protection of her most valuable asset: Her Reputation
-You mean show her respect?
2. She needs to experience a Range of Emotions
-Everybody experiences emotion not just wives.
3. Cater to the Little Girl in Her
-You mean the spoiled brat or the the shy one that cries?
4. He must show Dominance, making all major decisions, including taking 100% responsibility for the sex in the relationship
-Great advice, if you’re going to live on an Amish farm!
5. Safe from fear of Abandonment
-If that fear is present then it’s from childhood and requires more than a hug.
6. Trust him to be honest, even if it makes her mad
-Yes go tell her exactly what you think of her cooking and her weight gain. NO! Surpass her shit tests and tell her what she needs to hear a times, even if it’s a romantic white lie.
7. Her physical protection and safety
-Yes, don’t hit her and keep her safe.
8. Can he handle her sexuality (whatever it may be) - don’t let a fantasy go unfulfilled or she will satisfy it given the opportunity behind your back
-Are you kidding? Yeah sure, go share her with another guy if that’s ok by you. Good luck with that one. Nope, choose a happy median and seek something you both can do without the fear of terring apart your marriage, like bondage or roleplay.
9. Does he have sought after High Quality Sperm
-Does it matter anymore? Shit! Go adopt a child in need of a loving home instead of whinning about it or blaming each other’s reproductive systems.
10. Prove he is not a closet homosexual
-OK?! Can you prove anyone is 100% straight? Everyone has homosexual tendencies but if a man enters marriage and later decides to become gay, then that means he has an attraction for both sexes and sides more with one aspect than the other. That’s more of a self assured security and comfort issue than anything else.
This list is highly innacurate and I’m sure I could extend my own 16 item list further and it would still be more accurate than this throwback piece of crap. Where the hell is the “give eachother space” and the “respect her boundaries by not pushing issues until she cools down”, seriously. ANGRY FACE!