Not living alone: How do I warm up

LOL !! Just tell your grandmother.. ROFL !! .. Maybe she will be cool with it ? God, your a funny one Nadashyguy :D

Anything for a laugh, bro :D

I can imagine the conversation:

Cthulhu: Grandma, I’ll be needing some privacy because I’m doing PE to make my cock bigger.
Grandma: To make your cock bigger??? You kids are too spoiled with this internet thing. It wasn’t like that in the old days. When your grandfather was around, he had to pull his dick up a hill and through snow with only one hand while blindfolded.

Cthulhu: I might also try some pumping, so don’t be surprised if you hear a suction sound coming from my room.
Grandma: Pumping??? It wasn’t like that when your grandfather was a kid. When your grandfather was younger, he had to stick his schlong into a lead pipe with a plunger on the end of it. And he did it in the snow while walking uphill, blindfolded, you spoiled rotten brat.

Nadashyguy, please start a new pole on: “should I tell grandmom about PE?” that was flipping hularious

Ditto, I don’t warm up at all prior to stretches or clamping other than a short “warm up set”.