Not living alone: How do I warm up

Hello all.

I am thinking about beginning a PE program - first with the newbie routine.

My only difficulty (and the main reason I am still thinking and haven’t begun yet) is regarding the Warm-up.

You see, I don’t live alone. I live with my Grandmother. And I don’t have a good enough explanation for any of the following:

-Hot bath every single day
-Towel in hot water
-Aladdin’s bottle
-Cool ties

And also we don’t yet have a microwave oven (and If we had, how could I explain heating anything non-food in it?)

Any ideas?

PS: “Doing exercises to enlarge my dick” is not a good explanation.

:rolling:

The amount of remarks I get for being in bathroom for an hour.. oh god.

:)

How about this. Have you got one of those cisterns like they use in France instead of toilet paper? Those a perfect for quick, easy and reliable warm-ups. Convince your Grandma to instal one. If not, you could also somehow, acrobatically, position your penis under a tap.

Reusable heat pad, available at your well stocked outdoor shop (handwarmer pad, backwarmer etc). Salt crystal solution in durable bag, boil in water to melt crystals and the heater is charged. At your leisure, pop the bimetal button and it heats up - shove it in your shorts. Boil again to recharge etc. Cheap, discreete and effective - although maybe not quite as warm as you’d want. Buy two or three, since you’ve developed a slight pain in the small of your back.

Shower or bath seems to be the best solution for you. Shower will cover noises made by wet jelqing. You have just to keep your routine short. You could do your routine every other day. I’m sure you will get results that how and it is less suspicious.

Some kind of massage could be also enough to replace the warm-up, but after wet jelqs it is good to take shower, so the answer is shower.

Thanks for the input, everyone!

Mgus, I don’t exactly understand what exactly do you mean. Do you have a picture or a URL of one of those reusable heat pads?

High quality! Made in China! Magic Hot Pad!

GM

- Crystal heatpads

I use a hot water bottle, just heat up a kettle of water and tip in! It’s the best thing, just make sure the water’s not too hot cos they have to known to burst, though very unlikely, ha ha but in Greece maybe you’ll need a bloody good excuse for such a thing

I can’t believe nobody mentioned the infra-red light yet? Get one! Just tell your grandma it’s for’ decoration (or alternatively, say you’re treating some slow-healing internal wound — see, you didn’t even have to lie to her :D ).

Those, or the disposable variety. I use the Hot Hands brand when I’m not at home. (I live alone.) They heat up about 10-15 min. after you take them out of the foil package, and last for about 8 hours. Good for a warm-up and also for keeping the member warm afterwards, if you like. I keep it on with a velcro wrist wrap.

Yes, keep an electric kettle around and develop a craving for tea :-)

Cthulhu, you can tell your Grandma you have tennis elbow, or other tendonitis somewhere plausible, and a friend/doctor/nurse advised heat. Rub some liniment into your arm to make it convincing.

Tell your grandmother what you’re doing. Maybe she’ll be cool with it.

Just kidding!!! LOL

My wife does not know I PE and she is probably much more tuned in to my daily routine than most grandmothers would be. Fortunately I’ve always had a history of sometimes taking long showers, particularly in the winter. That’s where I do all my PE.

Here’s an idea I thought of for you. Start working out with dumb bells, push ups and other routines. This is good anyway as women like a man that is fit and has some muscle to them. Doesn’t have to be hard. This will introduce a signficant change in your routine already giving you a bit of cover for other activities. Also, because you have just ‘worked out’ it would naturally make sense for you to take a shower afterwards. Now here’s another opinion. I’m assuming you are over 18 so would it not be reasonable for you to simply have privacy? You do have your own room right? I don’t mean to be flipant but I would be tempted to not give a hoot what Grandma thinks and do what you need to do. You may need to grow a pair before you can grow your penis! LOL Just kidding…

I know it’s wrong and bad advice but I never warmed up the only thing I do is massage the blood into my dick for a while until it’s all warmed and fluffed and than I start.