I have been secretly doing a hot wrap of oatmeal unbeknownst to my colleagues.
My penis is unaffected but my skin just glows.
This is new, usually JAPP is the cynic, but now it’s my turn: I think the main difference between quick oatmeal and regular oatmeal is … packaging. And maybe a little salt. Read the label.
Anyway.
There is no ‘pilgrim’; the guy on the box is a Quaker. The name Quaker Oats might have been the tip-off for some, but the discerning eye knows the real difference is the hat.
Pilgims wore a tri-corner hat, whearas the Quakers wear, well, a Quaker hat which is a round, broad-brimmed hat. The whole point is to find God within and not be caught up in fanciful, materialist world. One way is to eschew fashion and maintain simplicity and plain-ness.
Everybody please rise, open your hymnal, and sing.
'Tis the gift to be simple
'Tis the gift to be free
'Tis the gift to come down
Where we ought to be…
Oh wait, that’s a Shaker hymn.
Shakers and Quakers; I get them confused. They wear the same hats actually, which throws me off.
But pilgrims … their hats are much easier to identify.
Where were we? Oh yeah, oatmeal.
Mr. Tips stole my thunder. He’s right on. Green oats are indeed the wild oats we boys need to sow. Quaker hasn’t made a breakfast cereal out of them as yet to my knowledge.
Centrum is crap - one of the least bio-available multi’s. Don’t remember where I read that - for the last 8 years vitamins and herbal supplements have been a hobby, and I’ve covered a lot of literature. I have no link, but remember reading a review of drugstore and supermarket multi’s and Centrum was dead last. Twin-lab is respectable. There are lots of good ones.
Oats have protein. A decent amount for a grain. About 5g per 40g serving. They’re an excellent high-fiber complex carb.
It’s the right thing to do.
Mares eat oats & Does eat oats,
and neither have big dicks.
The month just got longer, didn’t it?
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
