Pineapples having effect on penis growth?

I don’t know if it’s a myth or fact but i’ve been told that pineapples can make your penis larger. I also heard that pineapples could make a males semen taste better. I was told that by my girlfriend and it was hard to believe are there anyone out there that can tell me if this is true?

I think, as far as the taste of semen goes at least, that your girlfriend may well have got here before you ford ;)

Truth: Pineapple can make your cum taste better

Myth: Pineapple makes your dick bigger

You can trust me on this.

Being local born and grown, I can say that eating pineapple will not make your dick grow bigger.

Peforeal

True peforal! The thing to do though, is drill the middle out and it makes for a much bigger looking cock, not to mention getting the juices flowing, as it were.

It’s called a Pineapple Hunk! :idiot:

okay got my facts straight now thanks guys

Pineapple is it like sugar puffs and piss then? Will this cereal also make your cum taste like the Honey Monster!

Would this be a bad time for me to hard sell Bromelain again?

Just a link will do. :)

Wrong. a pineapple can make your dick bigger by the following.

1.) Unzip trousers and place dick on hard flat object, like table.

2.) Grab pineapple.

3.) Smash dick with pineapple several times, really hard.

The swelling gains due to the on-rush of blood will only be temporary, however. Grab your honey and give her some of that luvin’ before the swelling subsides.

Also, you can hang with a pineapple attached to your donger.

I love creative thinking.

Vater,

Having held the “prickly” pineapple in my hands often, I think I have to pass on the smashing suggestion. But I do agree that one would definitely experience swelling of an uncomfortable nature, if you’re into that. LOL. Now using the pineapple as a hanging weight… possible.

Peforeal

To bad I like pineapples

I heard that like grapefruit juice has an effect on the taste as well, is that the case with all fruits?

I dont think its with all other fruits because i drink orange juice more then i should and my girlfriend never gave me the comment that i tasted like oranges. I dont know maybe??? ill just stick with pineapples.