Proper way to measure a curve

My dick has an upwards curve and a very slight left curve and it makes some difference to my EL whether I measure it or not. If i measure along the curve it is something over 7” and if I measure in a straight line from my body to the tip it is around 6.7”. I think of my length as being somewhre in between (7”) although I think maybe i should measure the curve. I also have a high erection angle and after bending it down to measure this seems to lose length as well.

So what are you guys doing? This really annoys me becuase its hard to get a solid measurement which is consistent every time I measure up.

I have the same problem/question. I measure straight out for length because thats how far it penetrates a woman, but I keep in the back of my head that the volume of it is higher because of the curve.

I bet someone else has a better answer though.

Thats what I thought for a while, but then again the vagina kinda changes to the shape of your penis if you know what I mean. So a curve does penetrate as far becuase of this (correct me if I’m wrong).

Use a fabric tape measure. Most large supermarkets carry them or try a sundry store.

Even if your dick curled in a circle, it would still be X inches long.

I have a mild upward curve. When I measure I just straighten my dick with my hand and measure it with a ruler.

I have a big bend to the left. Measuring straight on top with a ruler is a bad idea as there is anything from 1 to 1.5 inches in differrence between the left side measurement and the top. The difference between the right side and the top is anything from 0.5 to 1 inch.

So it would be crazy taking just the top measurement (my ego couldn’t take it!) and it would be innacurate. Try measuring a banana with a ruler from tip to tip with the banana bent to the left and you not taking the curve into account!

Phil 76 the best and most accurate way to get a measurement is to take a measurement from the top, right and left. then simply divide this figure by 3. Hey presto average length. And your definitely right about womens vaginas they also curve. IF you fit then you’ll be magic together in the sack.

I’m off topic here but may I ask, are you guys left handed?

A woman I work with says that lefties curve left and righties curve right. She’s plenty experienced and has seen a lot more penises than I have. I’m straight so unless I’m giving medical care to a patient I don’t see them and unless they have a severe spinal injury, they are never erect.

I’m a rightie and have an upward right curve.

According to her theory this was developed by being right handed when I discovered the little guy at around 12 or 13 years of age.

Yes I’m left and it curves left.

I’m right handed, but have always masturbated with my left hand. I curve to the right sightly.

I also curve downwards strongly. I thought most people with curves measured by straightening the shaft out, which is how I do it.

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Levin’s first pics

I have a slight curve to the left. If I use a tape measure, I’m getting nearly 7.75”; however if I use a ruler, it’s only 7.125. I think for accuracy, the ruler is better.

I second this. Anyway, you do want a measure just to monitor gains, not to win a race, right? Choice the most simple way to measure and be consistent with it.

Yes, not trying to win a race. I’ve decided to put my competitiveness aside here. :)

I’m right handed, and my penis do have a tendency to go a bit to the left, actually, even when it’s flaccid. So interesting theory, but I guess it’s not absolute :-P .

There is a poll about somewhere here. If you are interested, do a search.

I’m a righty with a left curve. Seems your lady hasn’t run into me haha.