Originally Posted by JAgustus
She said it was “huge;monsterous;third leg;not a penis;” etc.
Funny, she said the same thing to me.
Seriously, I love these fucking comments.
My Ole’ Lady went to one of those sex toy parties last weekend and ended up ordering some stuff.
Yesterday it comes in the mail and she’s anxious to rip it open ( the box, uhmm, I mean package… errr.. the fucking fedex box, ok.). She pulls out this dildo and she’s all excited to show it to me. I don’t know what the fuck I’m suppose to say, so I said the first thing that came to mind: you plan on stuffing all of that in you? She looks at me with that WTF look and says: Jesus Christ it’s not half as big as you are, your twice as big, that’s why I bought the fucking thing!
What else can I say? I wasn’t about to argue with her …