Should I measure with a ruler or a tape measure?

It would seem to me that one would get a more accurate measurement from a ruler because it is not flexible and will always give the same measurement provided it is used properly. Any thoughts?

I use a cloth measure because I believe that gives me the MOST true measurement. Actually, I measure both with ruler and cloth, wtf am I talking about. BUT, it’s better to use cloth becaues if you have a slight upward curve, you get the truest measurement from it.

I like to use the ruler as I feel that the tape measure ‘cheats’ by measuring a curve rather than a straight line.

That said, I measure with both (:

Ruler for length. Tape mesure for girth.

Yeah I’m with ruler, press the tip of your penis right close to the ruler though.

I’m with chunky: Ruler for length and tape measure for girth.

Yeah, that’s the best way I think. Length = ruler, Girth = tape.

Thanks, bros.

Tape measure for length and ruler for girth.

Do you guys straighten up your curve before measuring with the ruler?

I straighten my curve, after all, it is part of my penis!

I don’t think using a tape measure for measuring length with a curve is cheating at all. It’s all going inside of your mate anyway, just because there’s a curve doesn’t mean any length disappeared. I use a tape measure for length because you absolutely get a true length measurement. It doesn’t miss the slight upwards curve to ensure a more accurate reading.