size perception based on pissing sounds

Only on Thunder’s Place, haha!

I understand what you mean Tweek13. I have to admit that I have thought that a louder stream is more impressive and concluding that would suggest a larger dick. To add to that I personally feel more manly when I have a ‘rushing’ stream of urine; it sounds ‘healthy’. I doubt however, that there has been any scientific research and other than that I have no knowledge of what if any problem you might have.

While not directly related, I wonder about how much water you drink daily?

Next time I’m in a mixed-sex dorm bathroom, I’m going to smuggle a 2-liter bottle of water into the stall (easy with a backpack), wait till a girl enters and occupies another stall, and proceed to dump it all down the toilet, walking out triumphantly afterward. Hopefully it won’t overflow.

Westla I hope you’ll forgive me for missing that one (it is 5 years old!), I did do a search but the keywords I used didn’t turn anything up.

Hmm I might check it out.

Hahahahaha

Great idea, for a laugh if nothing else.

As for water intake, I don’t drink much water or liquids a day, certainly no where near 2L a day (though I have recently been informed it to be urban bullshit that 2L is recommended). I don’t seem to need much liquid, and, annoyingly/conversely, I urinate pretty frequently, always expelling amounts that arn’t much, I think this is the cause of the weak pressure’d stream. I have seen a doctor and had kidney function tests and and an ultra sound and blood tests for diabetes and urinary tract infections….frustratingly, I’m all clear. It’s possible that its due to an overactive nervous system but I saw a neurologist and he said it was unlikley, doing an adrenalin level test now lol.

And yes, Only On Thunder’s.

That’s why I love this site. I can talk about fucking anything I want and people will respond humanely :D

I’ve always kind of had what I thought to be a weak flow, it sucks, I was always a wall pisser too, and thought those with firehose piss streams must of had huge dongs, I figure it’s just a urethra thing because I had a buddy who was well known in school to be tiny who pissed like a race horse

However, one time I took a piss with the door open like always at my apt, and I thought it was a normal (for me) piss, not very loud, and my girlfriend said “damn, how bad did you have to go rocket piss?”, I was confused and she said it sounded like a fire hose, that made me wonder if it’s just the acoustics of everything, maybe standing over the toilet like that makes it sound a lot less powerful than in other directions? Lol, I’ll just believe that

I think it has to with hydration as well.

Its good to know I am not the only one who thinks about this a lot. I’ve always tried to figure out if penis size had anything to do with the sound of someone peeing but I do know that I heard one of the most powerful pisses just the other day and it was from a boy with a 1 1/2 inch flaccid lol.

lol

It does appear that there isn’t much correlation between penis size and pissing power, but I suspected as much anyway. It makes sense that flow strength would be determined by factors such as bladder pressure and urethra size.

So apparently the sound is related to both the speed of the flow and the volume of it…I wonder which is more important in creating a loud and impressive noise lol

Of interest…Has anyone experienced an increase or decrease in flow strength or thickness of stream after they’ve increased thier penis size?

I can see how an increase in girth could concievably reduce stream size by putting more pressure on the urethra, but by this logic would that also increase the flow strength?

This perception is comically portrayed in David Lynch’s movie Wild At Heart.

In a scene that for some reason is etched into my memory, Wilem Dafoe plays this sleazy character named Bobby Peru, who is trying to seduce the main female character played by Laura Dern in a motel room. He interrupts the scene to take a piss in the bathroom. While he is in there he calls out to the woman, “Listen close, you’ll hear a DEAP sound coming from Bobby Peru.”

I get the piss like a racehorse comment. Always thought it had to do more with the size of my bladder than dick. Plus I drink a lot of fluids (water) and can hold having to piss for some time.

Only time in the men’s room that penis size size comes to mind are the guys who use the toilet stalls rather than an open urinal.

I don’t worry too much about this since I have doctor’s orders to sit down to take a piss. I’ve got a bad back and he doesn’t want me lifting any heavy weights. Ha!

By lifting heavy weights are you talking about your wang? lol

Zing!