Someone help me clean up

I tried to jelq with oil today, Canola Oil for salads, you know. It felt great, a lot better than shower gel, and much easier to jelq. I did it in the bathroom, in the bathtub, and of course it was a bitch to clean it up afterwards. I knew it would be hard to clean it up, but I didn’t know it would be that hard. So does anyone know how to clean it up faster? Or can someone recommend me a good lubricant, I can use in a shower, that doesn’t cause suspicion, and has the same viscosity as oil?

Hand lotion?

Body lotion?

Mayonnaise?

Thousand Island Salad Dressing?

I use Cetaphil lotion, and it works very well. Easy to clean up afterwards.

-damfino

Mayonnaise smells so bad. OK body lotion is good

Cetaphil is the shit.I second this

Don’t mind GlandMaster, he was just making a list for his next trip to the supermarket.

He has to stock up on lotions and condiments.

I thought I heard Johnson & Johnson Baby Oil Gel somewhere on another thread was good for shower jelqing.

Vaseline is very good for jelqing, it’s somewhat messy though. However considering you used freaking Canola Oil, your going to think Vaseline is super easy to clean. I personally would not use Vaseline in the shower, but anything else you try will just rinse off.

Vaseline is my lube of choice. Don’t use too much and be careful where you put your hands in-between sets and what not. A washcloth cleans it off almost 100% and the same cloth can be used for at least 4 or 5 sessions.

Liquid KY.

KY wont hold up in the shower. He is asking about what he can use in the shower.

Olive oil is great because you need very little, is not embarrassing to buy (like vaseline) and cleans up very easily in the shower