The Truth About Penis Size

I’m a pre-med student, only took one english class and thats all I gotta take, screw english

My wife told me that he last to boyfriends before me had HUGE dicks!! She left the last guy cause he was such an asshole, BIG dick and all. Big dick in itself is not gonna make women want you, I`m aware of that. She did say that her favorite position was sitting on top, and doggy style. She told me, with him it was painful. She said that sex was not all that good, because he caused her pain, sometimes.

I want to make my dick bigger cause…. I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT BIGGER!! lol

P.S. I want to cause some PAIN, GOD DAMIT!!!!

Oh, by-the-way, I`m kinda single again,too. :-)

Shit me too, pain is good.

Screw it someplace else, here we make an attempt to write as well as we can. Your cooperation is appreciated.

Dont take this personally…

Every forum has its “pet peves”.. This one is correct grammer. lol Its like, if your grammers not proper, go someplace else!Everytime I post, I am fearful that my grammer may not be up to snuff. If I say “i” instead of “I” I know I may get some hell.

I used to be a contributing member of another forum, There “pet peve” was implied profanity, I got baned for “implied profanity”. The funny thing is, the type of forum it was, most of the guys on it would be using plenty of it if we were all together at a party. It was for the most part, an adult forum.
I said to one of the mods one time, who PMed me, Its not like this is the “friends of Barney forum” or anything.
I know it was NOT my forum, I am just a guest there and could be banned at any time, but I felt that was a little rediculous. I call it the forum gastapo.

In truth, Not everyone has the best grammer, some are trying the best they can. I think sometimes it can scare people off from posting. I dont care, I know my grammer is shitty, If I get booted for that, so be it.
it would be kinda funny being banned from a forum that talks about dicks all day, because my grammer was not up to par.

I understand that you should not use “slang” words, as people from other countrys are on here and may not understand english slang.

Anyhow, now that this thread has been takin` way off topic…

Damn do I miss that spell checker.

I got your point Looking, all we ask is that a person try to do their best.

I miss that spell checker as well. I spell very bad, and when I write in english, it is 10 times worse.

Where did the spell checker go?

It died crazydude. Hopefully it will return in the near future. No estimate on when though.

I used to live in Hawaii and never paid more than $100 for a car there. They were called “North Shore Bombs!” They would last one winter—i.e., one surf season. Then you’d have to buy another one.

As for the rent, I can’t help you there. I hope you get caught up soon. :)

Believe me, you’ll get farther in life, and especially as a doctor, with good English than you will with a big dick! While some women may judge you by the size of your schlong, nearly everyone will judge you by the way you speak and write!

REALLY?!??!?!
You ever look at a doctors penmanship????? LMFAO!
It looks like hieroglyphics!

Yeah, this would be like a Kennedy telling poor unemployed men that beautiful women don’t marry for money or security, so not to fret about it. It would be more convincing to hear someone with a 5.5” dick say that their size gave their wives the best sex she had ever had and that women are more interested in confidence than size in the bedroom.

BTW, anyone who believes their GFs/wives that say they didn’t enjoy sex with their well-endowed exes are pretty naive and gullible. ALL girls reassure their current guys by telling these white lies. It’s almost expected. What girl in her right mind would say to her smaller present guy “my ex was 9x6 and he was AMAZING in bed!! He had me orgasming 5 times a fuck!!”. All girls will say “it wasn’t as good as with you”. They know, intuitively, how sensitive a topic this is for guys - especially for guys who are not well-endowed. Furthermore, their friends are not going to incriminate her by telling her present husband that she LOVED sex with the well-endowed ex. They’re going to cover for each other - they weren’t born yesterday.

I appreciate the pep talk, but if I had 7” (non bone pressed) which ModestoMan pointed out is 8” (bonepressed), I wouldn’t even be PEing. I’d feel like I was hung like a horse. Well, at least for a week or so … :)

Penmanship is another thing. We accept that certain individuals—e.g., doctors, artists, etc.—will have poor penmanship. But would you want to be operated on by a surgeon who couldn’t string together a simple sentence?

What’s with all this “I want to satisfy my girl with my big penis.” Who cares what she thinks. If she decides that she don’t like you no more it don’t matter what you have. I’m gonna be 10x7 soon for myself. Walking around knowing that I can make YOUR girl say “DAYMUUMM!!!”

Exactly what I tried to say. See I am stupid, I can not help myself. I have to know everything about my wifes Ex´s. I even found out that my wife and her ex had sex in strange places, I would even not dream about. Like a public toilet and shit. She has had more times sex on one day, with her ex than with me. Today I am the one that has given her the best sex, ever…. ha ha.

It has gotten me into a lot of personal problems asking about her ex´s. But today, being married and a lot older, who cares. If she had great sex and the dude had a big dick, screw it. Good for her.

BTW, My wife cought her EX watching porn. The dude actually went to the videostore and rented a adult movie, went home to do his thing, but sadly he fel a sleep, and my wife came home…… ha ha.