‘Old’ Norman has mellowed out considerably.
He’s hard of hearing now and walks with matching ergonomic aluminum crutches. His youngest son is a nice kid.
Adele Mailer is a fucking witch.
If I drank three bottles of Jack I’d probably have a difficult time getting hard for anyone - even if they were as hot as Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba. I’d probably ask for a raincheck and sleep it off.
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
