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01-17-2009, 11:36 PM

steamon

Thanks,
Funny guys, so you browse the newbie forum looking for an easy joke. Well I guess you found one. Ha ha
I could say I meant seamen as a metaphor. Like wearing white uniform and tasting salty but I never. So I guess the jokes on me.

Thanks

01-17-2009, 11:50 PM

mamadiniwini

Mmmm the amount of semen you create in the orgasm depends in a lot of things.. First of all, if you haven’t masturbated or had an orgasm in a long time, the amount it’s really big. And second, it also depends how excited you are when you are having sex, or in how many time you been having sex. Just make an experiment, (I tell you this from my own experience), stop having orgasms in one week or more, and then masturbate or have sex, You will get surprised by the amount of semen you will create.

Good luck

Construyendo mi tercer pierna.

01-18-2009, 12:43 AM

mgus

Benefits of bigger loads: better cooking.

Semen Recipe

regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

01-18-2009, 11:42 AM

steamon

Originally Posted by mgus

Benefits of bigger loads: better cooking.
Semen Recipe

That’s sick man, funny as hell but sick

01-18-2009, 10:35 PM

Tossed Salad

Originally Posted by mgus

Benefits of bigger loads: better cooking.
Semen Recipe

I’d HATE to be the caterer serving that to 400 people at a function.

They’d need an elephant!

I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.

01-19-2009, 08:27 AM

mgus

Here’s a picture of the caterer preparing for a big party: http://nion.mod probe.de/blog/a … hale-sperm.html

regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

01-19-2009, 11:21 PM

Tossed Salad

Originally Posted by mgus

Here’s a picture of the caterer preparing for a big party: http://nion.mod probe.de/blog/a … hale-sperm.html

Holy Crap!

1500 litres of sperm! That’s a bukake movie dream!

I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.

01-20-2009, 08:41 PM

Cock Kent

Originally Posted by steamon

Thanks,
Funny guys, so you browse the newbie forum looking for an easy joke. Well I guess you found one. Ha ha
I could say I meant seamen as a metaphor. Like wearing white uniform and tasting salty but I never. So I guess the jokes on me.
Thanks

Here you go. Increase Semen or Load:

Increase Semen Volume Supplement report card
Trying to increase semen volume
Increase semen
Lecithin Granules and increase load
Best and safest suppliment to increase my load

01-22-2009, 06:21 PM

steamon

Originally Posted by Cock Kent

Here you go. Increase Semen or Load:
Increase Semen Volume Supplement report card
Trying to increase semen volume
Increase semen
Lecithin Granules and increase load
Best and safest supplement to increase my load

Thanks buddy, I’m going to try L-Arginine and Soy Lecithin granules, I’ll post my results. Thanks again.