Where do you hide your stuff?

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Exactly. Hidden in plain sight, and I use the word “hidden” loosely. Rice sacks on the desk, coconut oil right next to the desk, rulers on the desk. She doesn’t watch me PE, but she’s not clueless. Maybe one day after this post she’ll ask, haha.

After all, can you really hide anything from a woman? I don’t think so, especially by just putting it in a closet. But in the same way she doesn’t ask me how many reps I got in at the gym, I don’t see her being interested in how many jelqs I got done in ten minutes.

I don’t hide it because I dont have to. If I have a wife, is irrelevant. So they put silicone in their tits hidden? They do cosmetology and massages in their glutes in secrecy? They do their nails in secrecy? makeup? She is free to take care of her body any way she wants, #metoo. Most girls die for a big dick out there, if she gives you a hard time is only one reason: jealousy. And she owns that problem, not you or any for us.

In a gym bag but with my locker lock actually locking the bag. Looks innocent enough. If I’m going to pump and jelq at work I bring it to my office and keep it under my desk.

Exactly. My shit is all over the place. She even knows about the pump stashed behind the sink.

When I tell her I’m working out, she asks me if it’s my dick.

PE is fairly comedic in our house.

Lol….that’s nice!

Hopefully, you wouldn’t be working out someone else’s dick.

I keed, I keed…

Originally did all manual PE, so there was nothing to hide (lube, but that was in the bedroom for obvious reasons and I occasionally utilised a cable clamp, but it lived in plain sight in the garage 99.9% of the time).

Leaning towards starting back up with PE and may “pump” this round as girth gains were previously lacklustre and appreciate the idea of keeping the stuff in my garage amongst my tools (that like someone else alluded to, noone ever else touches around my house anyway).

Always been a stealth PE’er and will try to keep it that way as the DW already believes I’m too obsessed with all things sexual. Best of luck!

“Luckily “ I have ED so she knows I need to pump in order to generate an erection. Accordingly, I do not need to hide my pumping equipment so I keep it in a basket in the cabinet under the bathroom vanity. However, I do hide my extender under the pump equipment.

In my toolbox. The drawer that has all the tools she would never go looking for. Engine crankcase splitters, pulley pullers, brake line bending and flaring tools, and dick pulling equipment 🤣

Lol, exactly! However I do recall the time I coincidentally tossed one of my extenders in the top drawer in my tool chest in the garage. Our family went out of town and my mother-in-law was watching our dog. My wife gets a phone call from her that she has locked her self out. So the phone gets passed to me to tell her where the spare key to the house is, lol, you guessed it…

Who knows if she had any clue what she was looking at, but I know it was right there front and center.

All that matters is that mom got back in the house and the dog didn’t miss a meal, happily ever after:-)

I have recently down sized and gave my friend ,a long time pumper,most of my tubes ( about 7). Everyone I’m with know that I pump, so I don’t hide anything.

Clamps are in a boot, underneath the bed. Pump is in a big pocket in my hunting coat, in the closet. Supplements in both pockets of insulated hoodie, in closet.

It does suck having to hide these things. But, I know my wife would think I’m a phsyco for trying to make my dick bigger. I think she enjoys the results though. I’ve been hearing different sorta grunts/moans over the last year or so. She just refuses to tell me she can feel a difference. Bummer.

I am 195cm and like to have shelves and bookcases all the way up to the ceiling so I can fit my books and hobby stuff(lots of boxes of Warhammer and board games) in my apartment. Even I don’t remember what is in all the boxes on the top level shelves that fit snugly to the ceiling. Since gf is only 150cm tall she can’t even reach the top level shelves while standing on a chair. So 0 risk she can find my PE stuff if she ever wanted to see what is in those big Warhammer box sets. The thousands of dollars/euros worth of well sorted but unassambled plastic and metal miniatures might weird her out more though. So now my PE stuff is right above my adjustable working/hobby desk in a box that says “Warhammer 40 000 Indomitus”.

Quite nice to have 10-20%(the deeper shelves/closets she can’t reach the back of even if she can reach the front while on a chair) of all space completely private. Can hide gifts, bad purchases before I get rid off it and she has no idea if the overpriced little toy soldiers that show up on my desk is something I bought this year or at any time in the last 2 decades before I met her.

I don’t hide anything. Heck, my wife paid for some of it.

I keep all of my stuff in a backpack as well as my wife’s toys. With 2 curious teens at home, sometimes we need to leave the house to go and play. My wife thinks I’m ridiculous, especially when I told her I bought a penimaster pro. She thinks I have nothing to be worried about with my size and ED but I know she’s just trying to be nice