Why isn't there a basic stretching device?

I’m sitting here doing my stretching and was wondering why no one invented a device that can do the basic stretchers for you. Grabbing and holding yourself 30 seconds at a time for 2.5 hours is very annoying.

It’s called a hanger.

Also not knowing if you’re pulling to much or to little is annoying.

No it’s not.

That’s the weight you put on the hanger.

Mem is right what your asking for is in fact a hanger.

Unhung,

I’m somewhat new here, but I have found almost dozens of threads here on this. As several have mentioned already, they are typically called “hanger” and the plethora of devices posted on the hanging section addresses this concept.

I personally made one from a rubber coupling from the hardware store; I wrap a 2” wide neoprene strip strategically around the shaft and secure the modified coupling. I can tie it off to the treadmill with a 10# resistance band and enjoy my coffee on the couch during the 20-minute session; or I can hang a 10# dumbbell or secure it to my dog’s collar around my own neck with the resistance band.

I follow that up with pumping in a custom made cylinder and now do far fewer manual/hand stretches.

PMe if you want pictures of my design, but it differs little from the designs already posted here.

Cheers,

-Horseman1978-

Quantifying the tension used is important. Consider hanging and extending.

Actually, such a device can be fabricated fairly easy, giving exactly the same results every time, but a long set of variables must be excluded from the equation before fabricating a load tensioner for rhythmic stretching, if I may call it like this. First and foremost, it is virtually impossible to have the exact same grip and posture, and replicate them to a given statistically correct way.
Second, penile condition is subjective, and can often change within hours, if not minutes.
Third, under strain, the penis elongates. Maintaining the same amount of tension must be precisely calculated and adjusted algorithmically for every small incremental change in length. In theory, it could be easily equated and monitored by a series of sensors, but…

Otherwise, it’s just a digital scale, which communicates over Raspberry Pi to pull over a pulley system and keep the hold for a given amount of time.
Coding such a device should be a fairly easy task, as the main components of your equation are time and tension. However, when taking into account strain, penis elongation, sensory responses and other variables, it becomes a pain in the ass to come up with an universal, repeatable exercise machine, which could yield similar, if not the same results for almost everyone.

Also, I find manual stretching to give me a hands-on indication on my PI. A device like this may do more harm than good, believe me.

To clarify what I meant. Basically a robotic arm or something that would involve automatic pulleys. I guess when he said hanger I thought of the hanger itself and not a modified version like horseman spoke about above. I don’t got the skill or know how to create something as cool as that and i don’t own a treadmill.

Have you ever saw one of those automatic fucking machines? It would be something like that.

I think the reason why device like this is not on market is very simple.

It will cost too much and the number of ppl that may have interest in such device is very small.

There are many DIY extender designs posted here, but very few hangers. How about making a thread about yours?

Admittedly, I still haven’t figured out how to post a dang picture… I’m not sure if I’ve been a member long enough, or if it’s an issue with my Android/Pixel… I’m a machinist and not a tech guru ;)

I’ve tried repeatedly to post my progress pics to no avail…

-Horseman1978-

Click on the paperclip icon in the ‘in thread’ reply or manage attachments in the main reply page. This opens a new tab. In that tab click choose file, choose the pic from your gallery, click upload. Write a post and hit submit reply.