Zipper

This is why I always make sure my guy is safe inside the boxers before zipping up. There is no need to rush to get your zipper up. (Unless you are in a mens urinal and some guy next to you is looking at you funny :S )

“My boys need a house!” - Kramer

A book about what E.D. Or Zippers?

Well E.D. wouldn’t attract much attention outside a Gents

I wouldn’t try the method used in There’s Something about Mary. Ouch

I got my zipper stuck cus I heard my dad coming up the stairs,it hurt I had to rip away the zip,it hurt like hell but hardly bled.was really like Ben stiller,except no one came in and laughed at me!that movies great.

Because killy, not cus, please.

You know I never saw that movie, im going to rent it, because not cus I am the king. No I really don’t have delusions of grandeur, did I spell that right?
It is because I am grand that is why I have delusions. Tank flacidly into the roast dark tighty whities. And for all you peckerbraggerts. I have never got it stuck in a zipper. Because I am the king. But perhaps now I will. He! He! He!

Kingpole

OH YES! Peckerbraggerts of the world, I salute you! Who needs Beer when you can have insulin Lantus that is, it’s getting late I’m going to bed.

Kingpole

When you sober up king, shoot me a PM.

HOLD? Oooooo, that can't be good.

I saw my brother get his stuck once when he was about 5 years old. He ran out of the bathroom, crying.

It was the most horrible thing I had ever seen.

So now, I wear briefs, and when I zip up, it’s executed like a special-ops mission.

Oh poor kid, what an awful thing to happen to a child.

Here’s an oldy but goody.