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How many of you guys ever got your penis stuck in your pants zipper?
How many guys could not get your penis un-stuck from your pants zipper?

Kingpole.

Are you in need of a quick answer or what? :D

"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Originally Posted by base
Are you in need of a quick answer or what? :D


:rolling:

kingpole, :-k I never got my penis stuck in the zipper :chuckle:

I’ve zipped it up several times. Getting it out wasn’t a problem, considering that my no-think response was to jerk the zipper away from my unit as quickly as I could. Man, oh, man … it hurts.

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty". -Roland, in Stephen King's The Last Gunslinger

Yeah, been there, done that. Hurts like hell. Always got it unstuck with the KOG’s jerk reaction. Admittedly not the best, but effective.

-rtg

How in the world did you guys do that??! Were you just thinking of something else?

That is why dick-builders, like ourselves, are suppose to wear briefs. Tighty-whities keeps the lizzard away from the teeth of the YKK.

"Drunk chics dig me."

I didn’t know Ben Stiller was a PEer.

I’ve had the same thing. Don’t remember my age exactly.. Should be when I was about 8 years old :P

Originally Posted by monument
That is why dick-builders, like ourselves, are suppose to wear briefs. Tighty-whities keeps the lizzard away from the teeth of the YKK.


I just can’t do that to my little buddy. He claustrophobic, he told me. No I am not crazy, and neither am I.

Yeah, I guess us boxer sporters would be a bit more susceptible to the accidental zipperage.

-rtg

Frank & Beans,
Frank & Beans.

(From the movie
‘Something about Mary’)

Sep. 2003: 7" bpel x 5" eg June 2004: 7 & 1/4" bp x 5 & 3/8" eg Jan. 2005: 7.5 x 5.5 Goal: 8x6 "I always knew pe existed but didn't know where to start, until I found Thundersplace."

Whom when I HAD E.D. I did not wear tighty whitie’s now I have to.

Kingpole.

kingpole:

Are you planning to write a book on the subject?

You could try a questionaire outside a Gent’s toilet!

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