2/3 rds of O M G!

Ok, my back has been giving me some trouble the last couple of weeks (in the same fucking place it always has)… There is a massage place down the street from where I work that I had been two twice prior so I walked in and said fix me…

This woman is working on my back and doing a pretty good job then switched to my legs (I’m on my belly at this point and there is a towell on my butt).. I fought off wood several times but when I was told to turn over I was having a serious semi trout! She starts on the front side and somwhere in the process I lost all control and developed serious wood… My eyes were closed but I could feel her MOVE the towell and then it was quiet for a few seconds and then she said it, well, almost said it… She said;

OH MY!

I’m thinking to myself as I’m embarrassed as fuck I can’t fucking believe I have no more control then this & anyway what happend to the “God” part?!? As in OMG! I apologized for it and she says “you need me to take care of that for you?” I declined but she gave it a squeeze then tucked it under my left leg.. Shortly after that I had to turn over again and instead of putting the towell on my butt she put the damn thing between my legs covering the old trout! It was embarassing as hell and the more I thought about it I kept asking myself “WHY DIDN”T SHE SAY GOD”!?!

Anyway there it is guys.. Who knows, perhaps without PE All I would have got was an “OH”….

Man maybe i should go get a massage….

LOL…man, I really enjoy reading about your escapades and adventures! :D

You know what you should do, RWG? A follow-up massage! Maybe then she won’t just squeeze and tuck, it would be a yank-and-pull massage!

:thumbs:

Maybe she’s an atheist. :p

You and me both bro ………

By the way, do they actually give good massages at these places, or are they mostly for the hand jobs? Does your back feel better?

Or maybe just a ‘polite’ ….”OOPS!”

Damn RWG, you’re my PE idol! Nobody else could ever develope a complex from massage woman not saying “God” as mayby because she doesn’t like to swear… Love you man! :D

Bro why didn’t you get the happy ending?

What are you measurements if you dont mind me asking?

somewhere around 8.25 x 7 or thereabouts…

RWG here’s the deal. When a woman first sees a mans erection she says one of three things.

1. “Oh”
2. “Oh my!”
3 “Oh my God!”

1=she’s seen a lot bigger than yours
2=she’s very impressed with your dick
3=it’s the biggest one she’s ever seen and wonders if she can take it all.

Numbers 2 & 3 are preferred-when you hear either of these, your dick gets even bigger. Number 1 tends to make your dick shrink even more.

Dang now I know my problem. Well back to the pulling and tugging I guess. :D

~Q

Am I the only one considering the possibility that she just wasn’t an “Oh my God” kind of girl? Mayby she just doesn’t like saying God for nothing, like the commandments tell you. And no RWG, I don’t think your dick is nothing, but if someone is saying “Oh my God”, s/he should be seeing the God.
Mayby it was like “Oh my ….!”, she just swallowed the end, like in “Son of a ….”?

Yeah, I’m going Seinfield on your asses! :D

Anyways: With RWG’s girth, I find it very unlikely that the girl would’ve ever seen something bigger, mayby longer, but even that’s a long shot. Get it? “Long shot”! Okay, that was absolutely NOT funny in any level. :rolleyes:

Guys, you’re all missing the point!

Why the hell didn’t he say -

“Yes please, take care of it for me.”

??????!!?!??!?

was she hot??

if she were, then you shoulda gone for it…….THAT woulda been a story to tell

good work

I guess that would’ve cost extra. At least for me it would’ve. ;)