20% Off Glans Master - Today Only

Just to let you know it’s 20% off all Glans Master orders placed in the next 24 hours, exclusively for members of Thunder’s Place. Shipping is free in the US. International shipping is also reduced by 20%.

Glans Master - The Only Device for Enlarging the Glans

You’ve probably all read about the literally stunning effect on a partner of a large mushroom head. The Glans Master can make that dream a reality. Your girl will lick her lips as you undress and swoon when you enter.

We’ve all seen the vibrators that girls choose when they want to fully fill themselves. Their ribs and ripples enhance the pleasure. For a girl used to this, the penis seems mundane. The Glans Master aims to change all that. Using patented anti-vacuum technology the glans are extruded into a vastly superior shape, allowing you to fulfil the modern woman’s sexual expectations. Not only will your glans increase in size but ribbing can be added to the glans and the shaft for extra sensation.

Within a week of using the Glans Master 10 minutes per day, your glans will be substantially reshaped and reworked. It will feel like a brand new penis, to you and to her.

Please note: If you are of a minority sexual orientation, don’t fret. The Glans Master can work for you too. You can even shape the glans to a point for easy insertion into the tightest twink. As a bonus, tell us you are deviant when you order and we’ll bake you a cake with any personalised message you want.

Place Your Order Here (Limited Time Offer)

How do I buy? It sends me to the donation page.

Hilarious, i loved the bonus part. :thumbs:

Wow I bought ten for me and my bros.

Bitches better be ready.

But I want a smaller glans, hehe.

Last time I spent money on penis enlargement gear, Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

Instructions said, “Do not use in direct sunlight.” :spin2:

:)