Dear rednut,
you sound like a cool guy so, whether or not your claims are true, congrats on your new measures (which are starting to be serious, but not yet enormous).
I am sure your girl knows the difference very well and pretends not to. I suggest you to pretend not to know she pretends not to know what you both know and keep working out and grow until she’ll beg you not to push too much. In the meantime, just for a quick check, try anal to see if she notices your new unit or not.
Regarding your wine consumption, to me, the only problem associated with drinking two bottles a day, is finding a good supplier who delivers home good quality at a good and reasonable price, as I believe that, in order to be considered an alcoholic, one has to have a problem with alcohol, meaning he does not feel well with it, or does not control the effect of it. The quantity one drinks has little or no importance: there are one-glass kind of guys and several-bottles kind of guys. Alcoholics are those who get drunk too soon. As long as you can handle two bottles of wine and remain in control you are OK to me.
Thus, as long as you stay out of trouble and feel good about it, I’ll toast with you.