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Advanced PE Theory: Binary Fission

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According to various studies at Thunders University, it would seem that binary fission of the phallus happens at a pre-birth state in the second trimester by the fetus inadvertently winding its dick around it’s umbilical cord. This advanced V-stretch is really known to be a DNA stretch and is where the splitting occurs.

I believe that if we curl up into the fetal position sucking on our booze while whining about our size and pulling on our dicks we could re-create this.

Not until you teach it mathematics :D


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Originally Posted by wadzilla
If your gains continue, so will the size of the gravitational field. This could cause, among other reactions, a possible tilting of the earth’s axis, potential movement of earth’s equator or, worse, a reversing of the poles.

Why don’t you look at the bright side of things? This gravitational field will attract a lot of chicks! :)

Originally Posted by Jawbone
According to various studies at Thunders University, it would seem that binary fission of the phallus happens at a pre-birth state in the second trimester by the fetus inadvertently winding its dick around it’s umbilical cord. This advanced V-stretch is really known to be a DNA stretch and is where the splitting occurs.

I knew I was late. One cannot start PE too early…

Fresh News from Thunders: After successful penile fission, researchers go for fusion!
I don’t want to be there when the scientist from Thunders University will test the notorious replica of Fat Boy , using penile FUSION. At least I don’t want to fusion mine, not even with my siamese brother’s weapon (if I had a brother).


Starting BPEL: 6.9" (Dec.1st, 2008)

Current BPEL: 8.11" NBPEL: 7.63" BPFSL: 9.09"

Current MEG : 5.6"

My research suggests that if the dong is long, universe might end up orienting itself around and your dick becomes the center of the world. It is a phenomenon I like to call “the big cock theory of relativity.”


I don't settle for meritocracy

Ahaha. It works for penises of any size, actually. (:

Originally Posted by Para-Goomba
If I make my wiener big enough, will it divide into two? :confused:

I first discovered extenders back in 1997 on the Internet. At that time I hypothesized that some cells would become stretched, and when the stretched cell died of and was replaced, it was replaced by two cells instead of one large one.

Now, I’m just willing to admit that I don’t have a clue.


Struggling with a peyronies injury during sex and loss of size after having been into PE.

Your penis IQ have to be bigger than 145 to achieve the Binary Fission. We all know that.

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Uuuuuhhhhhh … :-o?!?!?!?!

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