Advanced PE Theory: Binary Fission

If I make my wiener big enough, will it divide into two? :confused:

I’ll have what he’s having. B-)

Make mine a “double” — :bigwink:

Mine shaken not stirred.

Yeah, we wouldn’t want to bruise anything.

:tribe:

If not that, it might implode. Then you’ll have saved yourself the sex change operation fees.

Yes. I hope you are not planning on creating some kind of new biological weapon.

The only member at risk for that is Para-Mecium . :)

There’s definitive proof that an “overgrown” penis will not sub-divide; however, there is a risk that it could manage to generate its own mini gravitational field.

If your gains continue, so will the size of the gravitational field. This could cause, among other reactions, a possible tilting of the earth’s axis, potential movement of earth’s equator or, worse, a reversing of the poles.

A worse case scenario would involve the swallowing of earth’s gravitational field (thereby threatening all life on earth), a tremendous increase in the earth’s density, implosion, possible black hole formation - where even light cannot escape….at which point, nobody would even be able to see your galactic monstrosity.

:jelq: —> :explode: ???:confused:

If it all collapses into a black hole, then you loose your gains, since everything goes tiny. I wouldn’t risk that.

Does this mean that all mad scientist’s working on a Dooms Day Device are in fact trying to grow a 100ft penis?

You’re thinking about Uranus.. I mean uranium.

I thought this might be useful for some of our gigantic new members. My calculations and studies suggest that 10” is the critical threshold at which the fission tends to occur.