Re: Re: teoman
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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Can we at least pray to Bib?
Remember, each of the bib’s that Bigger IS Better sends out he has worn personally. It is this sympathetic connection between your own hamster dick and “the Elephantine One’s” tool that allows him to assist you in getting a bigger dick.
The whole complicated ritual of heating, wrapping, attaching and tightening the hanger, adding and subtracting weights, removing it all, and then repeating the whole procedure… this is nothing more nor less than the ritual of invoking Bib.
After 3 sets (one hour) of preparatory hanging/invoking the initiate will complete one final set, and this is where the actual growth occurs. placing the penis hat upon his head , he then performs the secret Bib penis dance, while chanting his personal bigger penis charm (included when you purchase a bib). All while hanging weight s from his penis.
Many factors must be taken into account by the prospective Donkee (acolites of the cult of Bib use animal names to signify how far they have progressed. Donkey = 8X6) long/lat, personal biorhythms, flight patterns of migratory birds, local weather patterns,etc. AND all of these variables for Bib and his location must be factored in as well. This can be difficult as Bib is known to travel about the world in secret. Some followers believe that Bib can even shift his shape, and can only be recognized by his ever present elephant dick.
In any event, if the petitioner has done everything just right, then Bib shall be well pleased and grant a larger dong.