Baseball stadium urinal and my light switch dick

Tony B, if you are on this board, Avocet8 has something he wants to show you!

Peforeal

But a hell of a lot more discretely than he flaunted his. And without a word.

:-)

Wanting a big flaccid cock ins’t something exclusive to heterosexuals at all. I have a gay friend online (I keep trying to get him to visit Thunder’s and giving PE a shot, but he seems reserved) and he’d like to have more size both ways. I call myself heterosexual, but if I wanted to be totally honest, I think I’d have to say I’m bisexual with a tendency for women. To me, seeing flaccid gains is equally—if not more so—important as erect gains.

While my erection isn’t huge, I’m pretty confident with it. Likewise with my girth, it’s only 4.5, but for some reason I’ve always been able to rock in bed. Don’t get me wrong, I have my bad days—especially when my ED is showing its ugly face, but I seem to surprise each pussy I introduce to my small dick. Size matters, there’s no doubt about it, but I think the attitude of the man may be of greater importance. Because of that, I think I want to show off a big dick and make others around me feel small, a little more than I want to touch a woman’s guts.

The idea of having a huge boner to show off to a girl before I screw her is awesome and I’d love to have that experience. But for me, the idea of having a big nugget pushing through my pants and having something I can whip out any time I want to show off just might define “life”. I’m a definite exhibitionist … I just something to put on exhibit.

In fact, the next time I’m hanging long I’m going to have to stand a distance from the urinal with my hands at my hips. After reading Drgmerlin’s post, I knew it was something I MUST do.

Flaccid size is very important if you want to look good in pants (or shorts, or underwear, or nothing). Flaccid size is great for ego but it is also important to make clothes fit right. The no-crotch look has never been fashionable.

I’m a confirmed heterosexual and I don’t really care about flaccid hang.

I DO like to see it hanging out real big like after a good pump, but I think that’s primarily because that state, to me, indicates the foreshadowing of erect growth. I’m kind of in-between shower/grower, but I’ve got a few extra pounds, so it tends to look a bit shorter than it might otherwise. I haven’t measured flaccid length, but I would guess a FNBPL of around 3 inches, FBPL (non-stretched) of maybe 4.5. Add two inches if I’ve PEd in the last 6 hours or so. Girth is around 4.5 inches, add an inch for recent PE.

In cases where I do have a big flaccid hang going on I kind of tend to hide from other guys at a public bathroom setting because I remember, before I knew flaccid size didn’t mean much, seeing “show-ers” and feeling really bad about myself. The last thing I want to do is let some average guy see my post-PE monster hanging out there and ruin the rest of his baseball game by making him think he’s inadequate or something.

I kind of like the very dramatic difference between flaccid and erect as well. I’m the odd guy out, it seems.

Lets put it this way. If you had a million dollars would you want everyone to see you living in a shack?

If I had a million dollars the first thing I would very probably buy would be just that - a shack on some remote island in the Pacific. Obviously the island would have to be big enough for a landing strip for my private jet and a dock for my luxury yacht.

Oh shit, I forgot I only had one million. Oh well, I guess I’ll just take the shack.

Damn, I already spent my first million………………….

Guiri -

If you shop around, you can still buy a nice island in the Pacific well within your $1 mil budget. Build the shack out of coconut fronds and you are still in-budget. Start importing food, electrical machinery, fuel, toilet paper, the various creature comforts and then you are fucked, budget-wise.

My advice? Rent the video. Or, like peforeal does and I do, live here in Hawaii and every month get gastritis when you open your mortgage bill.

However, we do have electricity most of the time and if Matson doesn’t go on strike, we have toilet paper.

Just for the record 8.25 x 5.75 isn’t avg. I know you’re talking about flaccid hang in which case that night was 2.5 x 1.25.

As I pointed out it was one of the greatest games I’ve been to so it was anything but ruined.