Becoming the President / Lurkers

I don’t know whether this is the thread to speak up for the lurkers or not but as someone who doesn’t post a lot, I’ll step into the centre ring and tell you my thoughts.

First of all, I’ve realized, even hidden behind a computer monitor, that my tendencies to be quiet still prevail…but it doesn’t mean that I’m not a very needed member. I’m certain that this is the case for a large percentage of the others. There will always be the outspoken and outgoing ones in society…in the real world or the cyber one. In regards to the outspoken, we learn who to listen to and who is there to get attention….hehe…and I’ll leave it at that.

I guess the next thing to ask is how much of our quiet nature is due to penis size? How greatly has this affected our adult lives? I know this has probably been covered in other threads, but just how significant is this topic and how important is this website to the lives of all those who snoop here? Personally, I come from a quiet, conservative British background so I can account that for part of my non-outspokenness but I do have to wonder if my dick size has played another part in it.

Secondly, I have learned (and I’m certain others as well) that it’s best to do a thorough search for the information before asking. In my short time of being here, I have seen some questioning individuals blasted because the answers are there to be discovered within the search parameters. The result then is a feeling of not wanting to waste someone’s time or appear stupid by asking the obvious. Why these questions get some members ridiculously upset is unknown to me (methinks it’s the nature of the beast we call the male human but I digress)

Lastly however, and this is probably more of the case, I have noticed that the majority of postings are from those who are either big to begin with or have made increases to their size through the exercises. Understandably, this makes those of us who haven’t made gains that much more frustrated. If we haven’t made any gains, our feeling is there’s nothing to report. I can only imagine the tremendous thrill of adding an inch to my dick will be…and just how will it affect my life? And you can be sure that this will be the first place that I’ll announce it! I try not to put too much emphasis on it but as I and the many many lurkers will attest, we’re not here just to read but to help ourselves fix something that we think is broken.

In conclusion, I will give this advice to my fellow lurkers out there who become frustrated at times because no gains have come along so far: you are better off to not read some of the threads, especially those that perpetruate and give evidence why we ‘need’ a bigger dick (usually someone’s sad tale of being called small). Why keep polluting your mind with more reasons to feel inadequate? Stick to the threads that give valuable information and discoveries of PE. And for God’s sake, don’t look at Me-newbie-want-to-see-how-big-my-dick-is pic…you’ll be sorry! :)

Wow Wood! I want to hear way more from you. I mean way more. For goodness sakes man, that was a brilliant post. More Wood, more. Catch the Next Florida bus, get your frozen butt down here, and share some pints with the Pirate, eh? Or at least leave lurking behind for good? Brilliant, simply brilliant.

Hello all,

I’ve posted a few things here and there, but I think for the most part, I’m still a newbie and lurker.

I don’t post much because I don’t have much to say yet — and there’s still a lot to be learned from reading over the existing posts.

I’ve been PE’ing for a few months now, but dropped off severely over the holidays and seemed to lose most of the minor preliminary gains I had (which was mostly flaccid length gain and a little overall girth gain).

The good news is, now that I’ve buckled back in, I think the preliminary gains, and more “real” measureable gains will come back.

Right now, I’m doing primarily manual exercises with the random hang or pump thrown in when time/privacy allows.

I’m hitting it 4x/week. I break my routine up during the day. For the first part of my routine, I warm up 5 mins in the shower after my workouts, do about 5 mins of manual stretching in 30-45 sec. intervals, followed by about 400 3-second jelqs (performed with a variety of grips). Later in the day, I’ll do a little more stretching and kegals on the drive home and/or in the bathroom at work. I just started attaching a padlock during the day a couple times a week which I think will help flaccid hang. And I’ve bought some stuff to make a new hanger and will hopefully get in 1 or 2 good hanging sessions per week.

I’m starting with a NBP flaccid length of 4.5” and 4” girth; a BP erect length of just over 6” (just under 5.75” NBP) and girth of 4.625”.

Now, what do you want me to post? I’ll be happy to post.

Oh, and I want my turkey joke. :)

That’s what I keep saying every time I jelq! LOL

Thanks for the compliment Pirate…I needed that today.

Lurkers are ninja presidents who display their dicks in glass boxes that are going to be sold on ebay, but if they unlurk they are turkeys?

Awesome! I am very pleased some semi-lurkers responded. Here’s an analogy for ya’ll. Its kind of like back when I was younger like in 7th/8th grade and a group of guys and a group of girls got together and started asking each other questions no one had asked the other sex before. It was VERY exciting and seemed like maybe it should have been illegal. Not that this is exciting in THAT way but it is very interesting to me.

I know there are more than a couple reasons people lurk. Supersize and Wood, your reasons make total sense, excellent posts. Especially since I am a shy lurker type myself. This is the first site I have been at that I have not lurked, and both your posts brought back some memories. I’ll respond more to you guys in a little while (too much to put together in one post). Hmmmmm, could we get more responses?

I think SS4 has really hit the nail on the head. I’m going to live out in the woods as a silent hermit and meditate about my new Enlightenment.

Hey, its pretty sweet that many of the “somebodies” have responded to my little post, even the great Thunder. Maybe one of you guys could share your journey from a “noname” to a “somebody”.

By the way, its possible that one of the more cantankerous mods may respond angrily to noobs some of the time but its not a form of rejection, just informing. I wouldn’t take it in a bad way. If they really are starting to reject a member, you’ll know it.

-Tube

Tube,

What a great thread. I sure hope you keep it going, it has bought out some wonderful posts. And Super, Cap is really busy today - but I am sure we can find you a turkey joke somewhere. Until then, how about this: What do you call a pirate that skips class (or a good thread)? Captain Hookey!

Nice! Corny and kid-safe, yet will still appeal to the drunkards 5 mins before the bar closes…

:)

A turkey call? Excellent! And even though you have a few more than five posts SSM I think your wonderful effort deserves an original turkey that will soon be told at water coolers ‘round the world!

Q: Why did the Pilgrims chase down SuperSizeMe and repeatedly stab him with forks and knives?
A: Because they thought he was a turkey and wanted to kill him and eat his body!

Tube,

>Maybe one of you guys could share your journey from a “noname” to a “somebody”. <

Dude get an avatar. When guys are lurking and scanning the threads they won’t remember every single name but pictures make a thousand people remember user names. You could get some kind of tube, like a plastic tube or even a metal one. Or not a tube. Maybe you could make one of those hypnotic type things that give subliminal messages. A hypnotic spinning tube.

>By the way, its possible that one of the more cantankerous mods may respond angrily to noobs some of the time but its not a form of rejection, just informing. I wouldn’t take it in a bad way. If they really are starting to reject a member, you’ll know it. <

You are right, for example, ‘Do a fucking search’ actually means ‘dude you rule, check out the search feature’. BTW I don’t like the whole somebody/nobody thing. It’s like going into a bar you’ve never been before, no one is ‘better’, they just know each other more.

SS4

Cap,

>Q: Why did the Pilgrims chase down SuperSizeMe and repeatedly stab him with forks and knives?
A: Because they thought he was a turkey and wanted to kill him and eat his body!<

LOL That is the funniest thing you ever wrote!
SS4

Thank you SS4. I tell you my engine is full of clean coal and letting off steam! You lurkers need to speak up or Ol Cap’s gonna bust!

What SS4 says is correct. Using those terms in a post about lurkers was pretty back asswards. What I meant was “people who are well known and respected by other members” and “people who are not yet well known and respected”. Actually I’m going to expand on this issue once i’ve thought about it some more. I had the idea that those terms weren’t the best floating around in the back of my head when I made the post, but didn’t concentrate on the idea because I was mesmerized by my hypnotic spinning tube.

Pirate, thanks for the kind words. I have seen other people get the “good post” compliment but honestly I never expected little ‘ol newbie me to get one myself :) .

I’ll have an avatar soon.

-Tube

You know what all the lurkers are really thinking?

What do all these regular posters do for a living?

How do you jelk and type at the same time?

Shit, lost my woody.

Back to lurker mode.

I’m not sure I like how that joke goes… (lol)