Becoming the President / Lurkers

Lurkers should speak up. We all know that. However, I recently figured out why they don’t. They want to become the president of their country and don’t want this to ruin their reputation. I understand their fear. But then I realized, the citizens like to vote for alpha males (remember the Al Gore criticism that he was to beta to be pres?). Just think of how alpha you’ll appear when you have a huge schlong bulging out of your business suit. Well, the only way to reach your goals is to speak up and ask questions. So get to it!

Anyone else think that with over 10,000 members their seems to be a high ratio of people who have aspirations of becoming the president?

:)

I am looking for World Domination!

You know there is a waiting line for that.

Small steps guys, small steps.

I want only to be the president of the Briana Banks fan club, or perhaps a sub level assistant to Twatts evil schemes.

My internal polling suggests that in 2012 I will become the President of Greenland.

This thread is silly because Tube tried to get lurkers to post and the same cast of characters have taken over.

Tell you what lurkers:
I will write one turkey joke for every person who posts in this thread provided they have under five posts to their credit - and I’ll even work your screen name into the turkey.

(have I just killed this thread, or what?)

We are all willing or unwilling assistants to twat’s evil scheme we are all just pawns, I have dug so many holes burring the bodies I feel like a squirrel in the fall hiding his nuts.

Hmmm, maybe too many people posting would be information overload.
But then again the diversity of opinions would be excellent imho. Anyways, back to the important matters.

World Dom is all about marketing. Like with that David Blane guy and that stunt with being buried alive, and being suspended in a glass box. (by the way he should sell that box on ebay). Mr. Blaine has become quite famous with his little stunts.

I think we need some good marketers and our 4 biggest dicked members. We then put on some sort of display where everyone can see the large units for themselves and be awed. Then we will have them! (We don’t tell them how the 4 achieved such massive proportions too increase their awe). The name of the 4 membered troop should be obvious.

Oooooooooh turkey jokes!

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Bad lurkers!
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>Oooooooooh turkey jokes!<

Exactly Tube. Marketing (wink wink)!

Of course we could display some of those gnarly over-pumpers penises, scare everyone away, and keep all this gold for ourselves!

Now you’ve done it Steve. You had to go and insult the pumpers..

lol Tube !

Cool lurking smilies!

More often than not, I come across posts asking why the lurkers don’t post, and threads that ask them to do so. Well consider this:

Ninjas are everywhere.

And you know this…MAN! Look, where there be the yin of pirates there be the yang of ninjas. It’s scientific fact. Now that I have deducified the nature of the lurkers to be ninja, I think it’s become clear.

We can’t ask a few thousand lurkers of the night to come forth from the shadows and jeopardize their very existence can we? Gentleman, I think not.

I think I’m in the wrong thread…