Bib Hanger- what can I say it is?

Could you guys give me any suggestions as to what to tell someone the bib hanger is if they found it. I certaintly do not want to tell anyone what it really is, that’s not an option. I need something believable.

an apparatus for pulling electrical cable/wiring

I still like a “shotgun mount for your ATV”.

Wood clamp, I’ve tried it and it works!

adjustable golf club weight

salt stick holder for a horse

in car candy bar holder

small child control wristband (just attach lead)

or just tell people its a device used to hang weights from your penis (they are unlikely to believe you).