Big Tit's Day! - Petitfaun's Birthday
I thought that title might be a bit misleading and I wouldn’t want all the perverts on the Forum piling in on top of poor old Tit (so I just kept it), obviously thinking this thread was all about extra large boobs, though there’ll be plenty of them later knowing that Tit one and the way he drops enormous clangers all the time :uhuh: , fuck me, now we’re on to big balls already and I haven’t even got warmed up yet. That’s the problem with starting Birthday threads on Thunder’s Place, you just want to express an ordinary feeling, but your creative juices start to flow and before you can stop yourself (I never did get the hang of that edging business), there’s this awfully big mess running all the way down your screen, this is when you should really scrub everything and start all over again :spin2:
Sorry Tit, it’s was those big tit’s don’t you know, but believe it or not I have actually given a little thought as to how I might approach your Birthday thread this year (on all fours, or belly up more than likely), I should say it was only a little thought because I fully expected you would get yourself banned by the time we got to the 12th of June, but oh no, you had to go and be nice to everyone, boy can you suck (I’m just checking I only said nice and not intimate there btw), same thing really, so now I haven’t the foggiest notion what to put next, but I’m sure I’ll think of something.
Okay, let me toss around a few ideas, how about we do a ‘This is your life’ slot, forget that, we’d have to start before the Great Depression and I don’t think we could pull ourselves easily out of that, actually I was toying with the idea earlier of having ‘A Session with Dame Edna’ for you, but have you ever seen her close up, well I have :eek: , she looks like a man, how about ‘Around the World in 80 Years’, you have been around the world haven’t you, or was it just around the block a few times? I know, what about we make out you were an extra in ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’, after all you are a gentleman and you were in and out of uniform (with Norwegians as I recall), so we can safely say you worked your way up through the ranks, oh how sordid, not even a gentleman, books then, have you read Trollope, no sure you were one, goodness me Tit, this is so hard and you can wipe that stupid grin off your face, I said this is so hard, not those Norwegians, though by all accounts they certainly were, oh dear, I thought this was going to be easy, tell you what, we’ll just touch on a few of the momentous events you have lived through since that fateful day when you suddenly appeared in 1929, we could call it ‘The 70 Year Itch’ (plus some), but we’ll only scratch the surface, so we’ll skip that Great Depression as agreed and a couple of wars and stuff and we’ll clearly have to skip rationing, because it obviously didn’t apply to you who was getting more than enough of everything the whole time, US Presidents maybe, no they’re out, think Great Depression again, what about Michael Jackson and 9/11 :noreally: both disasters, I have it, Global Warming and my word didn’t you do your bit of global warming under those army blankets, sorry Tit, I don’t know why I keep coming to back to that, it’s not as if it was anything out of the ordinary, well not for you anyway. You could write a book, you could surely, just call it ‘Taking It All So Easy - Volume 1’ and keep on adding the numbers.
Well that’s Tit sorted with a nice little earner and I only set out to wish him a Happy Birthday :star:
I could be a publisher if I wasn’t so busy :gulp:
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