Caught in the act!!

Oh man I just got caught hanging. I was sitting at my desk hanging SO and someone knocked on my door. I immeidiatley shit my pants, because I forgot to lock it. My dad opened up the door, and I yelled, “Don’t come in!” It was too late. He opened the door. I’m not sure what he saw, but I bet he was weirded out. I hope he didn’t see anything too weird.

That sucks. These are reasons why I will never hang or pump.

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I just sat down to have breakfast with my family. My dad didn’t say anything about it but it was still uncomfortable as hell.

How long did he stand there… did he say anything?

He’s probably thinking, “Why don’t you just jelq and add some Horse440s!”

Heh heh, Just kidding.

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Bad luck bro…

:) He’s probably desperate to know what the hell you were up to, but has no idea how to broach the subject!

You will eat your words one day VVC!

Man that sucks Lawrence… Worse things have happened though. Now you have learned your lesson about locking doors.

I have a friend get caught by his mother masterbating just as he was cumming.

You might want to tell your dad about it and see what he says. I bet most men dream of having longer penises, even dads.

Sizemeister- He opened the door long enough for me to make eye contact with him and attempt to hide my penis. I can’t stop laughing imagining the look of horror on my face. He didn’t say anything, he just closed the door. He has caught me masturbating before as well, I hope that’s what he thought I was doing.

Zigga- If he did happen to ask I would most likely tell him what I was doing, because the other day I saw him butt naked standing outside the bathroom in the basement, and I got to see where I inherited my average size penis.

Philadelph- I don’t know, I forgot to lock it once while I was masturbating, and he walked in on that. Hopefully, I’ll learn now that I was caught hanging even though I don’t really know what the hell he saw.

I can see it now.

‘So, son how much are you hanging these days?’

‘Gee Dad, I nearly got up to 12 pounds, but now I’ve changed angles to target my tunica more!’

‘Ho, ho! That’s my boy!’

wangchung- I hope it didn’t ruin his orgasm. Lol.

Zigga- That’ll probably be me with my kids.

Probably just thought it was some new weird kind of masturbation. Kids these days.

You are extremely bold.

I don’t know what kind of relationship you have with your dad but if my son came and told me he was sorry for leaving the door unlocked and that he was on an exercise program to enlarge his penis. I would probably tell him that I wouldn’t blame him as I know that we aren’t the most endowed genetically but I’d appreciate the door being kept locked. That is one of those conversations that has to take place over a long period of time, in small bits and pieces. If you give to much information it can be overwhelming and cause more concern then it’s worth. I think after that I would be curious about if he’s getting any results or not.

It happens though: There is this bathroom where I work that is a one holer with a sink and a slide bolt on the door. While I was standing at the sink loading up a set of PEweights with the door to by back a female janitor came in and quickly backed out saying she was sorry. Actually I needed to apologise to her. Anyway I don’t think she saw anything except that I was working on my groin area pretty intently. She’s still congenial to me though. So no harm done.